Ashley Blue

Halftime Techno

I made Davey a chocolate cake because we both needed one. I think it's the best antidepressant on the market.

Non-Dairy, Cruelty-Free, Fudgy-Masterpiece

Walking To The Palm

Dave said I'd be "pulling a Giselle Bunchen" if I did not stand up for the National Anthem. Sorry, I don't want to be that rude... But, the way everyone goes into a trance (and recites that glorified war-cry) just makes me cringe.

I will gladly stand up to honor Kobe Bryant though.

Trophy Ceremony

Randy Newman

Pau!

I haven't even been "into" basketball for very long, but there were tears in my mouth and throat when Kobe's kids came onto the court to bring him flowers before the game.

Game 2

Nerds Rope

Dr. Oz (from Oprah) says that your poop should be S shaped.

Just because the dick goes back into your underwear, it doesn't mean the piss will stop coming out.

Souvenir

View From The Afternoon

Dave shot me for Taboo at Damon Pierce's downtown loft.

Time To Whip Out The Vintage Enema Photos

There's something inherently cool about a stringy-haired, fat man forcing water into a naked woman's asshole.

Golden Brown Days

One day, I'll be the nameless, blindfolded lady in some archaic sex photos.

Trying To Do A Pull-Up [it's so hard]

Maybe If I Face The Other Way It Will Be Easier

No. It's Fine To Just Hang There. That Will Be Good Enough.

Highschool Football

Dave and I checked out the GREAT new Catherine Opie show.

Tonight I was able to view things out of range.

Betterment To Behold

In Relationship To Bu

David-Head

Library Window

Snuggler: In Colored Pencil

pet theater

Museum of Contemporary Art

Piece Of Crap (That I'm Working On)

The Magic Did Not Come Together Today

Disbelief

State Of Shock

Obliterating It Altogether

Glowering Resentment

Seamocamokey

The Art of Subtlety

Softly Requesting

Leering At A Waitress

Longing For A Chicken Dish

Something Like A Collage

Cat Butt And Cum Stain

Bambu Aced His Fecal Exam

Stage One

Final

Portrait Of Authority

later on the way to Santa Monica

Making My Cousin Cry

We Still Fight Like Sisters

Dave Suggests A Frozen Yogurt

No, I don't eat dairy anymore. How about if I just stand here and pout?

Or Pick My Ass

With Both Hands

That Always Makes Us Feel Better

The Poop Sisters

Best Of Fart Friends

Full of Hallow

We went to check out the gallery show that Dave's work is in right now.

Rick and Dave sit and absorb.

Jesus was really into foot worship and submission.

I remember some story (from having to go to Bible study when I was a kid) about how he washed the feet of those who betrayed him. There's so much kink in that book!

Vintage Clear Heels

Four Legged Objects

this artist uses colored pencils and is obsessed with Jell-O boxes.

he uses the backs of American and international gelatin desserts for his canvases.

When A Man Turns You On His Feet Smell Like Criminal Lust

Butt-Hole Plate

For my last birthday, Dave bought me a copy of Madonna's Sex Book. It's one of my most prized possessions. Rick's is not for sale, I think.

But there are many other fine and educational reading materials for purchase in the salon.

looking at other art inspires me to do my own.

I Love To Draw (always have)

From The Imagination

my secret desires are all revealed

I Worship Visual Harmony

Renderer

I am a sketch artist.

Self-Love

Dreaming Up Some Image Of How It Might Be

April Flores photographed me

it was all about freedom that day

her art is unstoppable and we are going to keep it coming out

Oriana Chest Fantasy

Best Damn Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies EVER

no refined sugar necessary

everything refined lies in the eater of this cookie

gentlemen truly go wild for them

Caterwaul

love

is in the

Detail

I'm an afternoon person.

It makes for a better morning.

"Benedict Meets With the Victims of Sexual Abuse"

The pope was on tv. Dave paused it to take a photo because he looked so creepy. On every shot, this black bar appeared on the camera. It's the incarnation of pure evil!