Move-In Special

Kitty now lives at Dave's because the bitch I rent my apartment from hates cats.

The old cunt bag. Fuck her. I spit on her in hell!

Baby Kitty however, is adapting well and falling madly in love with Dave

such a perfect animal

That dried up coozeface can't have my spit

Or my snot.

Dave's house is an even more beautiful place now

Bambu is too busy farting most of the time to notice the cat anyway.

I'm just really happy all the time now