Toad House

Cynthia Patterson took this picture of me walking into the Dan Flavin exhibit.


Dave, Cynthia, Eric and I ate at Tantra afterwards.


We all ended up on the ground outside of some gelato place on Sunset.


past, present, future


I took this touching and blurry shot of Cynthia and Eric at Tantra.


All of this was Eric's brilliant idea.


He paid me in cash, like a respectable non-pornographer.


Squeezing Out Some Liquid Gold


I wish I could have been more confident in this outfit. I had to drink lots of margaritas for this.


I took this because orange lillies are overtly sexual.


I appreciate the pink ones that cover up the smell of dog farts.


I slave in the backyard so that Bambu will have a lovelier place to poop.


When our puppy poops outside, we are so happy!


I love this frenchman.


He gives me smelly, french kisses.


This is his look of soulful devotion...


For treats.


I love him so much it is almost homicidal.


Viva la France!