Billy Radcliffe

Tears of Joy made a surprise appearance on my face tonight.


Dave's only indulgences with salt involve my overactive ducts.


If I provide salt, he delivers the vinegar.


Whenever I have a couple glasses of wine, I want him to piss in my mouth.


It was extra special this time.


I actually gulped down TWO huge mouthfuls of his strong and bountiful urine.


I have never swallowed that much of his piss before. Or anyone's, for that matter. Not even Max Hardcore's.

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I love it, and I hate having to flush it. What a waste of waste!


My belly is full of a dinner of roasted beets, white Bordeaux and yellow pee.


Dave hates it when I'm covered in make-up. So, I'm not wearing any for his pleasure.


Just mascara and lip gloss. The Barely Legal allowances.


My mom used to tell me when I was little, that if I stuck my bottom lip out or left my mouth open too much, a bird would shit on it.


I got a haircut today.


My hairdresser is such a classy girl. She has a supreme talent for her art. I admire it.


Kitty admires the Supreme skate deck that Davey just bought. It is also a work of art.