Elbow Deep

We just got back from their concert. They are really nice guys. I love that their logo is a fist.


I was pretty hungover this morning.


It was hard to swallow Dave's entire load.


It was huge, overflowing out of my mouth.


But I got it all. I didn't want to lose points for not swallowing.


Bambu is one of those underwear licking dogs. I forgot to pick them up, so he got to enjoy.


Kitty likes to be with us, on the bed, no matter what we are doing. Her love is unconditional.


Dave, the cat lover.


Our boy is fully housebroken. Not a single accident in months!


What the hell is that in his shit? Sometimes his turds won't come out so smoothly, because he eats my long hair off the floor. It gets caught in his ass and obstructs the path of defecation.


I made roasted red pepper tartines last night. The olive tapenade on them was made from scratch, by me as well. Topped with shaved parmesean and sage. So amazing!


Dave and I were fucked up when we had sex last night.


I drank three bottles of white wine with my cousin.


Dave didn't really drink but he took Ambien when he got into bed. He probably anticipated me passing out, not wanting to fuck.


Bless You!


Never, am I too wasted to lick ass!