First Time

Tonight we took some ambien and started some sex.


I wanted Dave to begin re-training my asshole. It's far too tight now. I want it to gape again.


There was a very elegant perfume in Dave's ass.


Don't Believe In Lube. Believe In Yourself.


Then we did something that both of us had never tried. Davey fucked my ass and pissed up inside.


I pushed out the warm piss and it was AWESOME! Stuff like this keeps me from getting jaded.


I'm against the idea of chopping down a pine tree for Christmas. I've found a much more ecological substitution.


I've strung up pearly and silvery strands of my own spit to decorate Davey's Christmas Cock.


I think I know what perfume he'll get me this year. Pleasures of the Butthole.


Someday, I will have a baby.


Maybe I will look like this.


Until then, I'll just keep shoving the cat into my shirt. It feels really good to have her soft fur against my skin.


She's such a brat, but I love her more life itself.


Our feet gravitate toward one another at night. The cold weather makes sure we cuddle all of our body parts.