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Kitty amuses herself with my hair ties for hours.


I'm too lazy to actually get up to play with her, so she's become good at the game of fetch.


Tonight's Specials Are: Dave's Spiced Armpits and Aged Two-Day Old Cum


There are so many pictures of me with my mouth open like this. I talk too much.


Dave makes noises like a pet photographer to get me to shut-up and smile.


Sex doesn't always produce 'Big Sexy Hair.' What is this, a mullet?


I have to fix this.


The grease is much better combed in than washed out.


Every night I hallucinate that all of my hair is turning gray. I found one right after my birthday this year. It's only a matter of time for the rest of them to start infiltrating my skull.


The men of the house take a power nap before an outing.


Gene Persimmons Bread


Kitty breaks in our new chair.