My Little Frenchie

This is my new pup, Bambu. He's a wonderful and adorable French Bulldog. I love him so much!

Metallica: featuring Beavis and Nut-Head

Dave and I went to Virgin last night to get the third volume of Beavis and Butt-Head: The Mike Judge Collection. Michel Gondry was doing a signing there for the DVD release of "The Science of Sleep." He did a drawing for Dave and also signed my Beavis cover.

Latest Inspirations

I listened to this speed- metal band called Dying Fetus the other day. If it weren't for them, I would have never been so into taking such a wonderful picture, entitled "Drowned Rat."

Rap + Country = LAME

I think contemporary rap and country artists are pretty gross. Really, I am not putting down the old masters of both genres, but today's "in" performers are totally embarassing.

My First Day Back

I rejoined proper porno society last week. My first gig was for "My Sister's Hot Friend," which was directed by Tony Testicle. He and I go way back, to the good, old days of doing gaggers with Scott Fayner.


My big come-back has officially begun.

Chocolate and Ass

Tonight, Dave and I went to the Geisha House to start off the Valentine's Day mastication. We met Jamie Pressley from "Joe Dirt." Bobby was our male waiter. He was so awesome! I highly suggest him and the fruity wonton dessert with the vanilla bean syrup sauce.
The next stop on our lover's lane stomp was The Blacks Show, a photo exhibit starring Carlos Batts, who is a fucking amazing sculptor, painter, photographer and husband to his wonderful wife April, the model and documentarian filmmaker.
We were all hanging out ( Dave, Eric, Victor, Nick, Paulina, Kimberly, Steve, Dan, Coop and Ruth) until I had to leave for Dave's house, so I could go fuck him. I ate his beautifully smelling asshole, and when we finished... he pulled out a white and pink designer box of chocolates from Neiman's.