Born Innocent

Bambu's first poop smear.


You must be this cute to poop on my shirt.


I have now successfully turned Kitty bulimic.


It's about time someone took over my eating disorder.


I like to blow cock formations with my own saliva bubbles.


...And turn Dave's common, household sperm into homemade string.


Not a single, sexual act goes on without Kitty's supervision.


She likes to get the first cuddle afterward.


I try very hard...


but I am certainly not


nor am I in competition to be


a GREAT photographer


in the way that Dave is


I just enjoy a good piss in the mouth now and then.

Bambu volunteers for the clean-up.


Kitty makes me believe


In Modern Love


She is a work of ...


modern art.


She absolutely owns this mint chair.


Is it obvious to the naked eye that I am surprised?


Let's put me under a little magnification to find out.


Awkward with bare feet in our backyard.


WHAT!!!


I love feeding my dog out of my mouth.


Who is this? I don't think I really look like this all the time.


Before it's too late, go into the ocean!


I can't hardly wait


I love it when Dave takes pictures on film.


Nothing compares

Cat Shaving

I am proud to present...


Bubbles


Courtesy of Dave Naz and his healthy semen quality.


Clear and abundant loads are some of life's most precious gifts.


One person's trash is another Kitty's treasure.


Kitty couldn't be trashy if she tried.


We did give her the "lion" haircut for the summer.


Her beautiful coat is gone for now


but it's replaced with endless amounts of entertainment for us to enjoy, in her honor.

Suit

I loved all of my birthday gifts so much.


My favorite is this swim suit.


A two piece.


It seems like the perfect style of swimming attire for a 26 year old.


Sporty, sexy and yet, sultry.

Quaterlife Crisis

It's been an introspective year.


Trying to be externally motivated


Somehow, I just can't change my proportions.


I love to watch him eat.


I was in mid-bite and saw something beautiful.


Engaged in conversation


I love being with the tallest man in the world.


This place seemed to have a little too much hype, but the food was quite good.


If it inspires Dave in the least, that is alone a great achievement.


Some tacky decorating


This is the great light that occurs when one washes dishes at five o'clock.


I force a kiss on 1David.


Davy2


The entire family enjoys DNA paternity testing on TV.


Dave is the artist among us.


We've stumbled onto a "real gem" on Beverly.


Blue Eyed Davy


Here was our main course from the tasting menu at The Foundry.


The reason I quit smoking


I was feeling chlosterphobic at this restaurant.


I didn't like the candle that was struck (like a knife in my mouth) in the middle of my dessert.


Dave ate a lot of fish, which is nice.


Did I mention that... SUSAN IS AN AMAZING COOK!!!


Bambu asserts his own independence on his day.


On Bastille Day


...he invades Kitty.

Toad House

Cynthia Patterson took this picture of me walking into the Dan Flavin exhibit.


Dave, Cynthia, Eric and I ate at Tantra afterwards.


We all ended up on the ground outside of some gelato place on Sunset.


past, present, future


I took this touching and blurry shot of Cynthia and Eric at Tantra.


All of this was Eric's brilliant idea.


He paid me in cash, like a respectable non-pornographer.


Squeezing Out Some Liquid Gold


I wish I could have been more confident in this outfit. I had to drink lots of margaritas for this.


I took this because orange lillies are overtly sexual.


I appreciate the pink ones that cover up the smell of dog farts.


I slave in the backyard so that Bambu will have a lovelier place to poop.


When our puppy poops outside, we are so happy!


I love this frenchman.


He gives me smelly, french kisses.


This is his look of soulful devotion...


For treats.


I love him so much it is almost homicidal.


Viva la France!

David's Blanket

I was so relieved just a few days ago.


Dave and I rejoiced in the fact that my period began.


It was a volatile and unpleasant story up until then.


My family still loves us.


New angles don't always work out as well as I conceive of them.


Lumberg Fucked Her


Kitty turns into the letter "Q"


Not what it looks like


Bambu rejuvenates all of my innocence, which has been freeze-dried for many years.


A stylish and happy home


Dave gets Kitty to pose better than any other model.


I pee the dog to sleep.

Killing Joke

Some people are calling me a racist. I am not one. I appeared on a popular media program and talked about porn, smoking crack and situations in which I have had sex. A hypothetical question was posed to me regarding me fucking members of the kkk or al queda. It sounded like a joke to me, so I answered in a joking manner.
The basis of the entire show on which I guest starred, is a parody. It is a farce on how serious porno stars may take themselves. I don't consider it to be a credible source of information. I was honest and tried my best to be light and entertaining. If I knew that my foul humor would offend any of this show's viewers' sensitive ears, I would not have tried to be so outrageous.