ticketed exhibition

napa


He's just so cute. I can't stop grabbing him.


This is the dark, fuzzy face I love, that smells like musky tea tree.


I hope that saying about owners resembling their dogs' looks is true. He is an original guapo.


fart face


Here is photographic evidence that proves the theory of people looking like their dogs!


Often I've been told I smell French.


Kitty utterly disgusted with this show of behavior.


We collaborate later to compose quibble on her vanity page.

Best In Choad

We went to the Cat Show in Santa Monica today.


Kitty cleaned her butthole in vain. She did not win Best Cat Butt .





This series is entitled: "Having It All"


"All Fucked Out"


Pro or Con? (there is NO light at the end of this tunnel)


Ass-Cum mustaches make me smile.





My debutante, elitist cat insisted on using my floss, before I could use it first, of course.


This puppy is the greatest thing I have ever been given.


He is like a money tree. Only, instead of money, he is an endless source of clingy love.


Thank you David, for bringing me such happiness!


I've been messing around with charcoals.


Mexico really provoked me.


Since I'm not the naturally gifted photographer,


the only logical thing to do for me is try to draw and paint.

Final Hits

Our treacherous cab ride brought us to the Cancun Airport safely through a big storm.


Time was not our concern because we already missed our flight.


Although, we sure will miss spending that Mexican Monopoly money!


Fucking Home.


Sweet Home.


Bambu is so thrilled to have us back.


Kitty can't stop showing off either.


I made Dave bust up laughing about four hundred times on our trip to the Mayan Riviera.


Dave made me absolutely beam with happiness the whole seven days.


Bueno! Adios Mexico!

Mexican Americans

I love the Caribbean!


All other bodies of water fall short in comparison.


Dave thinks there is no comparison.


He took his shirt off to prove that this is the best place to get sexy.


I'm laughing because I can feel him peeing on my leg.


And I love it.


We took a detour to a nearby hotel to use a couple of it's humid commodes.


Here's the entrance to our hotel. So slick.


Just testing to see how cum bubbles stand the heat of a tropical climate.


Don't get up, I bring to you!


He still hadn't slept but insisted we enjoy our first sunset and margaritas out on the town.


Looking fresh for a half hour of sleep upon our arrival to the Cancun Airport.


Enjoying the gorgeous scenery.


Our hotel had such special decorating. Everything was done by hand and with care.


Breathing in the brown fumes from the ferry taking us to Cozumel.


If these hombres ever play L.A. ...


Please take us away from that island of toxic turds called Cozumel!


Ready to walk to the beach.


These items are not to be taken off the wall for sport, much to my dismay. Decoration only.


Daily dose of pupusa contains 3000 i.u.d. of omega 3's


Results of the Looking Cool Contest are in: Dave wins


Hands down

Hola

Dave and I spent six nights on the Riviera Maya.


Our hotel was so slick and well designed.


The bathroom sinks were straight out of Blade Runner.


Here is the view through a tire on the rooftop lounge.


Our room is the dark one in the bottom right corner.


We also enjoyed drinks at the Hotel Deseo.


The waiters all had the el guapo/sabotage spirit and style.


It was the best vacation of my entire life!


I did not take a vacation from my vanity. Not one reflective surface escaped me.


This is a happy couple. If you do not look like this, I would strongly advise some Dr. Phil counseling.


We watched the Mexican version of Nick at Nite before bed.


Our hotel pools were on the roof and made up of used oil containers.


To be eco is so chic.


Dave and I celebrated our 1 year anniversary on August 1st, 2007.


This is the man I love and will marry one day soon.


The sand was so soft, like it was the down version, but without killing any geese.


Only Dave knows how many onions I consumed.


I am pretty amazed when Dave takes a picture of this nice, sexy woman...


and more so amazed when I see that it is me.


He also takes the best pictures of himself, except for penis and testicle shots. That is my specialty!



Davy, outside our room on the second floor, which overlooks the Caribbean and the streets of Playa Del Carmen.


We had lunch everyday at our hotel's Mariscuria?


Whatever the name, it served great pulpo.


Hair dryers were not a priority nor included in our hotel arrangement.


We escaped to paradise and have returned fully inspired and deeply in love.