Teddy Picker

I'll never know how to relax.


That's what I've relied on drinking for.


Clothing is wonderful, but so stiffening.


The most comfortable article of clothing is a pair of pantyhose.


They put me in the mood.


Bras are on my list of Lamest Articles.


They serve me no purpose.


Maybe one day I'll need to wear a bra on my sagging butt.


Dave's photographs give me a better personality.


More Patience


Awareness


Optimism