I made Davey a chocolate cake because we both needed one. I think it's the best antidepressant on the market.
Non-Dairy, Cruelty-Free, Fudgy-Masterpiece
Walking To The Palm
Dave said I'd be "pulling a Giselle Bunchen" if I did not stand up for the National Anthem. Sorry, I don't want to be that rude... But, the way everyone goes into a trance (and recites that glorified war-cry) just makes me cringe.
I will gladly stand up to honor Kobe Bryant though.
I haven't even been "into" basketball for very long, but there were tears in my mouth and throat when Kobe's kids came onto the court to bring him flowers before the game.
Dr. Oz (from Oprah) says that your poop should be S shaped.
Just because the dick goes back into your underwear, it doesn't mean the piss will stop coming out.