Gulf Impassable

Tranquil Plums Line The Sill


Gorgeous Pit-Bull Takes Window Sunbath


We tried to keep all those crazy paparazzi off the set during the filming of Dave's new movie...


But one of the biggest Roaches in Hollywood stopped by, and EVERYONE wanted to take her picture.


Phillippe


Dave is proud of me for climbing out of my shell and participating in a group of total strangers.


Dave Is A Size 14


His Big, Soft, Pale, Gigantic Feet Turn Me On.


I don't ask if I can stick his foot in my snatch and asshole. We both just do it. Therein lies the root of my confidence.


Unabashed and Unashamed For Being Gross


I Love Gross Because It's Spontaneous


Uninhibited And Free As a Brown And Yellow Stained Towel


Perv and Shock are some of the ways I woo my love.


If I Get Boring, Then I'm A Failure


Clearasil Up The Nose


Dave Never Gets Pimples up His Nose


He must not have such dirty, little, digits like mine, always mining for gold


Dave says to "Please wash your feet before coming to bed."


I give up on shoes in the summer.


I'm a brown, sticky, sweaty, gross-minded and happy-animal this season.