Toe Balance

I try to give my knees a break once in a while.


They are already so badly damaged from slamming my body weight onto them, in this position.


Despite Aging


Maybe Even More Than In The Beginning


Although Nothing Is New Anymore


Enjoyment Defeats An Old Bitterness


Dave told me that it's good to just let it out when something is painful, and wonderful.


Let It Out


It Feels Even Better

Bad Tan

I did something really stupid today.


I broke down and got in a tanning bed, after months of not doing it. I'd quit forever last year!


This burn is a punishment for going back on a promise I made to Dave and the dermatologist.


Bottom Line: Tanning is gross and so ugly-eighties, that it can never be sexy for me again. It's just way too dorky to be attractive.


Heavy porn make-up survives the scene, in tact.


I Haven't Eaten All Day


Dave takes care of me after a long day of shooting.


Rinse


I want him to know I love him when I come home.


Repeat


The Night Before A Bad Tan


Dave Guzzles


A Shiny Clean Face Before Bed


It's sick, but sometimes I look at my own face and see my mother's.


We can't help who we look like.

Antebellum

We cruised down Hollywood Boulevard to check out the gallery show that Dave's in.


Davey chose such a unique and colorful array of hardcore sex and bondage shots. They looked so inviting!


Audrey Drinking Piss


Billy and Marcus Dominating


Rose Bud Art


There's nothing uninteresting about this subject matter: Assholes So Fucked Out That They're Rose Buds


A classic shot by Rick Castro.


Dave bought me a "Pisszine."


The show is excellent, so many different mediums of art dedicated to dirty, s&m sex.


The Fantastic Tony Ward By Rick Castro


The entire bathroom at Antebellum is devoted to him. They don't call it the bathroom, it's "The Tony Ward Bathroom."


He is tied up and in sexual "slave" wear, but he still looks tough.


Out of all the non-Dave Naz photographs, this is my favorite of the rest.


A Cult Icon


Such An Important Film On So Many Levels


Getting Accustomed To A New Way Of Drinking Sake: Not To Get Drunk


I love the expression 'depth of field.' Dave is teaching me what it really means, but it hasn't sunken in yet all the way.


Kitty comforts the bloodstain I put on our sheets. That always happens in the middle of the night! I'm really bad at predicting the moment I start gushing.


Noticing Inertia


Drowned Orchid Centerpiece


Home From A Lovely Birthday Party


Bambu's wart finally died. He can kiss me now.

Worship Seitan

I jumped out of the car on Melrose to take this photo.


It's one of Shepard Fairey's. I love it.


Keith Morris and Don Bolls


Don is such a nut! He's a grandfather too.


Keith played the authority figure in Dave's new movie, Circa '82.


Sasha, Jon and me, "just hanging out."


Eon is a very hard-working and serious guy much of the time.


Still, he's really funny.


We all got together to do our best Steve impressions on Wednesday night.


It was for his birthday.


Dave and I loved the dumb waitresses.


Steve LOVES Hooters.


We had reservations.


Ruth ordered fried pickles and they turned out to be Shamefully Addictive. I'm now wearing one as a patch.


Pork Beans And Mayonnaise (the side dishes at Hooters)


Partying


Happy Birthday Steve Diet-Ironic-Geodde


Kitty gives Dave "The Look"


I made Faux chicken from scratch.


This is my drawing from yesterday. I was feeling all puffy and hormonal.


A Pout

Hives Rule The World

Dave took me to see The Hives tonight. I shot this video at the show. They're so funny and energetic on stage, such an awesome live band!

Folds

I accidentally doused myself (and the entire kitchen) with a jug of maple syrup .


Bambu can't lick it off my face right now because he has some onion-like growth on his gums. I don't want to catch his dog warts. That could hurt my career.


I painted a picture of Buddy and gave it to my Aunt Vicki for her 50th birthday.


He was our family pet.


Jealous Again


My sister hand-made Bambu's new blanket.


Maple is such a mellow alternative for when chocolate and vanilla vegan cupcakes become a tad mundane.


We enjoy dinner cooked at home and eaten at this table.


It's also a good target for late-night enema expulsions.

Teddy Picker

I'll never know how to relax.


That's what I've relied on drinking for.


Clothing is wonderful, but so stiffening.


The most comfortable article of clothing is a pair of pantyhose.


They put me in the mood.


Bras are on my list of Lamest Articles.


They serve me no purpose.


Maybe one day I'll need to wear a bra on my sagging butt.


Dave's photographs give me a better personality.


More Patience


Awareness


Optimism

Deserters

Davey and I went to Palm Springs for a couple of days.


My specialty used to be trashing a room in under two minutes. Now I have Dave to keep vacationing sane and organized.


On the first day, it snowed.


Both of us HATE the cold. It came so close too. How gross!


Just a few miles from spectacular Palm Springs is one, incredibly gross place called Indian Wells.


It's stylistically void and as unconscious as those who eat at their BBQ restaurant called Babe's. Yes, I think the name is referring to the adorable talking pig from the movie. SO SICK!


Control Top


When you wear pantyhose underneath jeans, there's no need to close the dressing room curtain.


Architecture in Palm Springs is fabulous.


I tried to remember everything I read in the Julius Shulman books.


Dave Shooting The Tramway


Aha


I want to die and be buried in Palm Springs.


Fajitas


Vegan Frog


Palm Desert Night


Ah


Mirror Monger


Guilty Vanity


Hello, welcome to the bathroom.


It's a favorite place of mine.


No matter the climate outside, we snuggle in bed at night.


Snow Can't Keep Us Out Of The Desert


Valentine's Getaway

Isthmus

Cheese


Concerned


Jealous


Superior


Kitty On Antibiotics.


Dave is the most attentive and doting father to our pets.


Although the cat hair allergies have been affecting his eyes more often, he never turns her away.


We're a very devoted unit.


I'm so obsessed with Bambu shitting at seven a.m. The light is so complimentary to his coat.


Piss has been good lately too.


Dave and I went to The Getty to see a great photography exhibit.


Graciela Iturbide : "The Goat's Dance"


This is my favorite shot in the show, which is several rooms full and spanning three decades of her work.


Dave And His Leica


I Am A Brat


A Wise Old Face


Our Political Panel


60 Minutes


Katie Couric


It's time I really get focused.


Buckling Down

Buddy (1991-2008)

Mr. Kitty had to be put to sleep today. He was one of the most beloved creatures to ever purr and snuggle his way into our hearts. My cousins and I spent countless nights as kids fighting over "who gets to sleep with Buddy." We fed him Taco Bell and contributed to his feline-obesity -onset Diabetes.
I loved him so much and now we'll miss him forever. Rest In Peace Buddy.

Beethoven Was Deaf

Hair must be beaten into submission.


I love to torture it with hot irons and spray chemicals on it.


Sacrifice Ease For Volume


I'm the only one who can pull hard enough for it to come out in gobs.


Ready, Dave.


Guys Are Always Ready


I hardly ever scrub hard enough to get the smell out.


A Fumbling Politeness


Sister I'm A Poet

Some People Like To Shoot Up

I can't seem to drag my lazy body out of bed before noon anymore.


Dave doesn't mind.


He thinks it's cool for me to sleep in, while he takes pictures of the cat crushing my neck.


We stopped in at Bergamot Station to see Bad Otis Link's exhibit.


The show is great. He's a really cool person and talented artist.


I love the insane puppets.


They're really shiny in person. Creepy but polished.


This one looks like it's about to ask you for a cigarette. Very intense.


Edward Colver is also showing with Link.


He rules.


"Flag Burning Kit"


"Right Winged"


I'm so glad that this art exists.


It's all heavy but done with a brilliant sense of humor.


It made me feel brave just standing in the same room with this.


There are a few other cool paintings at Track 16 too.


This one is all 'planet of the apes.'


Home By Dark

Easy Plateau

Davey took me to see Ryan Adams tonight at Royce Hall. It was totally amazing!


His is one of the best voices I've ever heard. It's like an ocean being wrung out of a tiny sponge. He sings like his lungs are coming inside out.


I have Dave to thank for turning me onto Good Music.


I love everything he's ever played for me.


He Has The Best Taste In Everything


My love.


MY LOVE


"We Are Delivery"


Downtown Is So Smelly And Inconvenient


I like this grimy shot.


We tried to go to this new restaurant called Blue Velvet. Their menu sucked and we left. Sometimes places just don't get it. This one was definitely trying too hard to be "cool."


Dave has to tell me to stop pouting and "Be happy."


I am! I just get frustrated for short increments, but then it passes.


The Standard


I am very happy. In fact, this is the happiest time of my life!


I've always loved pantyhose. I used to wear my mom's underneath my jeans when I was in high school because I liked how it felt.


Dave loves pantyhose too. We are a perfect match in so many ways.


Pantyhose And Coat.


The Tuft


She loves a freshly made bed almost as much as a freshly changed litter box.


Ah Kitty


Undisturbed