Sour Belly

Bambu is constipated and sad. He squats down to poop and nothing comes out. My baby has a belly ache.


I'm Trying To Draw


Everything Is More Difficult Without Patience


Today Was A Cheesy Day For Drawing


And Painting


This Charcoal Reflects My Confidence At The Moment


There Are Conspiracies Everywhere


Jeans!


Dozens Of Little Jeans Float On Strings


Sleep Is So Boring. I Prefer To Go In, And Grab The Cock.


We're Tired And Somewhat Clumsy=Sexy


Dave's Asshole Is Clean And Fresh


This Is The Safest Way To Lick Ass


Make Sure It Gets All Over My Face


The last thing I want to do is wash it off.


I Want To Be Pretty Too


And Ugly


And Smelly


And Dirty


And Special

Novice

Dave and I are teaching ourselves landscape photography.


It's hard and I think I suck at it.


Dave says to just learn from my mistakes. That makes sense.


I'm Not Used To Things That Don't Come Easily


This Time I Won't Just Give Up When Things Get Inconvenient


Dave Directs A Big Cock Movie (Let's Not Forget The Sparkling Water!)


Drae Studies His Script


Channeling Eon


Things Couldn't Go More Smoothly


A Time Before Nudity


Julius Has A Good Personality


Let Me Get Your Number


Wholesome

Jesus Dyed For Us

We dyed eggs with my sister and her three, little kids.


Easter is a big event in her neighborhood.


Yoda


We spend every religious holiday together.


Although Dave and I are atheists.


My sister's a Catholic.


But She Believes In Birth Control


Only I Support Abortion


However, I do favor a conservative neckline.


As long as I'm wearing a shirt.


Woodland Hills Waiting


Sandy And Ori (Ladies Who Lunch)


I put my "period underwear" on because the full moon had come, so I knew it was close.


Every Girl Has A Pair That She Doesn't Mind Bleeding On

Sock Monkeys

Dave and I had such a great time at Carlos' party last night.


To keep the celebration going, I gulped-down two, HUGE mouthfuls of piss at home.


Smear


Ed Fox was at the party too. His book is coming out next week!


Knees


I Love Kitty


And Her Butt


I Love Dave


We Love Butts


9-11 who?? I thought you said you'd never forget!!


Inseparable


Identity


Clear Plastic Chairs


Dave and Mike Kelley


We really love his art.


The book event was actually for Pierre Davis. Mike Kelley wrote the intro to Sex To Sexty.


Eric insisted that we all go outside to smoke with Pierre. I did too, only just second-hand.


Dave, me, Pierre, Elia and Eric


Fancy Napkin

Epidendrum

Advertising Religion On Your Car


Is Insane


But Not Out Of The Ordinary


Dave's Mom Is An Orchid Enthusiast


They Are Big, Waxy And Admirable


Some Indoor


The Wildest Ones Have To Stay Outside


These Nurtured Creatures Are A Reflection Of The Kind Of Woman She Is


Greatly Caring


Deeply Sensitive


The Best Part About Art Is Handling The Supplies


I Have A Severe Creative Block Right Now


Cooking Provides Some Therapy


"Blueberry Dilip"


The Other Best Part About Art Is Giving It To Dave


He's A Sexy Eater. Not All People Are.


Our Dog Begs


I Tease And Feed Him From The Table. Sometimes right out of my mouth.


Any chance at manners has been ruined already.


How Do You Say No To That Face?

Ped Egg Endorsement

Be Your Spine

What if we were all turned into different types of cooked meat?


Which one would I be?


Dave says mine is tender pot roast.


He's venison.


Before Lunch


After


Lunch


We got to see an amazing R. Crumb showing at this great gallery that shows by appointment only. Eric Kroll is the man to know about town.


Dave proves to me every second that he is the most romantic man in the world.


He Takes Me To The Most Chic Restaurants


Constantly I Ask Myself What I Did To Deserve This Man


He Is Amazing


Bug Juice


Love Struck

Oscillate Wildly

The Afternoons Are Getting Warmer


And More Floral


There Is A Lively Fragrance


Kitty Notices


I Need To Shed Some Skin


Old Hairs Need To Come Out


Eric's Visits Are Like Flash Floods


The Takeover

"I Take The Cue From Certain People I Know"


"They Look At Danger


And They Laugh Their Heads Off"


Absorbing


Sneaking A Chance At Garbage


This is part of Eric's new series.


Vintage Face Sitting


Dave made sure that there was a fabric barrier (full bottom panties) to separate Eric's face from my vagina and anus.


Dave also insisted that Eric put a double layer of thick napkins on the chair too. Rules are rules. No bare-man-ass on the furniture.


Bambu has a serious panty fetish. Apparently, he goes for guys too.


Spring Clean Up

One Argument From Deaf

I just want to do what I'm told.


But I've never been able to listen to anyone.


Sometimes I wish I could be more like my relatives in the military.


Are Some Of Us More Equipped For Taking Orders


And The Rest Consigned To Oblivion


I don't think it's such a bad thing to still be "finding myself" in my mid-twenties.


It's A Privilege


When You Get The Time


Sit Down And Write Me A Letter


Drop Me A Line


I Want To Know How It All Works Out


When You Get These Feelings


There It Is

It Leads Me Through The Streets At Night

We went to our friend Andrea's art show.


Since the last time we got together, practically everyone's gone Vegan!


Andrea's work is very delicate and intricate. This group of etchings is called "Nuclear Summer." There were depictions of little people hiding in bomb shelters, with explosions going on outside in the night sky. Still, I got the overall feeling that it was cheerful and upbeat. Maybe because I know her and she's such a sweet person.


We Never Get To See Scott Because He Lives In O.C.


Opening Reception


Eye Candy


Davey Against The Big Bright Colors


I like this wall. It reminds me of something that should be at The Standard.


I don't think I could live with it everyday though.


Jim Lane's band played later at the Airliner. He was the king of that show. It was his night to shine. Dave and I were very happy for him. (photo by: Gia Jordan)


Clothed Descending A Staircase


This stairway has seen some serious spills. I'm sure that was blood.


Desire Moore gave me a hug. I haven't seen her since I choked her and spit on her in a movie.


Cindy Crawford hugged me too. We go way back.


She's still fucking crazy. It's awesome.


Punker Toilet


Not Many Options


Instead of opting for the floor or a trashcan, I had to squat over one.


Dave Warned Me About Punker Bathrooms


They're Dirty and Destroyed.


Alexandra's Birthday Party


It's been a long time since I've hung out at a bar until closing. My body fell right back into the old rhythms of yelling out drink orders, and pushing people out of the way to the bathroom line.


Two Giant Beers Feel Like Twenty


I forgot about gnarly hangovers. Especially Pabst Blue Ribbon ones. Another really good reason not to drink. Sometimes I have to refresh my memory.

When I Say Love L-U-V

We just got home from a concert.


Davey took me to see the New York Dolls.


I know everyone loves 'old Dolls.' But the new album is good too. Give it a chance!


True Fans Have To Love It All


Our Baby Kitty Spent The Day Getting Groomed (professionally)


Cats are fucking mean! I am in awe of those who take these wild creatures on and try to bathe them. (she smells like a field of lilacs)


I feel a hive growing out of my nose. (he reeks of piss)


Our love for Kitty and Bambu wages a constant war with the allergies. I think the surge is working.


Eric had us over before he left on his trip to Florida.


He's going to shoot a documentary on a couple of Hasidic rapper groupies.


Tommy, Gia, Adrianna, Steve and Aaron


Eric, Tommy and Gia


I came across the Eric Kroll Kit.


Everything but the camera and the mustache.


I need to take more photos of my boyfriend.


And Pissing


I like the action shots.


But I have to break myself of the terrible habit of posing.


I hate looking like a faker.


What we find alluring is always the unguarded expression.


When someone won't let you in, they're boring.


Sticking A Finger In


Tired


Never Too Tired


Matching Pajamas

Holding Hands On A Treadmill

What The Hell Am I Doing Right


My sole form of productivity has been being Dave's muse and model.


Before That I Was A Porn Star


The Fact Remains That This Is The Happiest Time Of My Life


But Am I Giving Enough


I always feel inadequate in the realm of generosity.


How Much Love And Consideration Is The Appropriate Amount


I Fear Giving To The Wrong Cause


Fear Is A Staple


What Scares Me I Know Is Real


Or It Just Won't Go Away


It Keeps Me From Stopping

Light Tights

Pink Bathrooms Are Best


I like them because they're the same color as bare-ass.


A Pair Of Vivienne Westwood's


I'll try not to stain them.


Although, Dave would like it if I did.


He Likes To Sniff My Stains

Shuffle

Dave and I went to a fabulous signing Friday night.


It was held at Design Within Reach, which was very befitting to the stylish subject matter of the book.


Tulips


He's 97!


Tyson Knows What's Cool


Every single light was lit up for the event. The effect was gorgeous but made us feel brain-dead.


I didn't dare have a glass of the complimentary RED wine. My monkey-like reflexes would have automatically splashed it all over the expensive furniture.


Dave Masters The Timer


Eric Is Always In The Company Of Several Beautiful Women


Is It Shit


I'm Dwelling And So Negative


Can Hardly Crack A Smile


No Good Reasons For It


Just Being A Butt


Maybe this fluffy cat can absorb some of the fear dripping off me.


She has such a carefree scent.


Everything Is Such A Process


Efforts To Not Be Discouraged


Plenty Of Work Left To Do