Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
My body will soon be available for purchase through Topco.
Special can hardly come close to the way it feels to be immortalized as such.
I am Greek. I am honored.
A Spiritual Likeness
Very Happy To Share
Dave can't wait to have sex with all of the plastic parts.
Soon I will have all of these clones to torture and wreak pornography on.
Legacy Of Lechery
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Pull Out Method
A skin crisis makes me newly baptised
as an Introvert
Be Wary Of Self-Tanning Products (on clearance)
Efforts to save the largest organ of my body from the perils of the sun, end up in itchy anguish.
Will I Ever Get It Right Again?
so we hide in museums
The Earth Is Farting (all the time)
Some people eat Lays potato chips in bed at night. Dave and I ingest TiVo'ed junk food for the mind. And there's no way for me to throw it up afterwards.
I want to be mentally healthy for him too.
not the embarrassment
What I'm going to look like
in ten years
Friday, May 9, 2008
I made Davey a chocolate cake because we both needed one. I think it's the best antidepressant on the market.
Non-Dairy, Cruelty-Free, Fudgy-Masterpiece
Walking To The Palm
Dave said I'd be "pulling a Giselle Bunchen" if I did not stand up for the National Anthem. Sorry, I don't want to be that rude... But, the way everyone goes into a trance (and recites that glorified war-cry) just makes me cringe.
I will gladly stand up to honor Kobe Bryant though.
I haven't even been "into" basketball for very long, but there were tears in my mouth and throat when Kobe's kids came onto the court to bring him flowers before the game.
Dr. Oz (from Oprah) says that your poop should be S shaped.
Just because the dick goes back into your underwear, it doesn't mean the piss will stop coming out.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
View From The Afternoon
Dave shot me for Taboo at Damon Pierce's downtown loft.
Time To Whip Out The Vintage Enema Photos
There's something inherently cool about a stringy-haired, fat man forcing water into a naked woman's asshole.
Golden Brown Days
One day, I'll be the nameless, blindfolded lady in some archaic sex photos.
Trying To Do A Pull-Up [it's so hard]
Maybe If I Face The Other Way It Will Be Easier
No. It's Fine To Just Hang There. That Will Be Good Enough.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Dave and I checked out the GREAT new Catherine Opie show.
Tonight I was able to view things out of range.
Betterment To Behold
In Relationship To Bu
Snuggler: In Colored Pencil
Museum of Contemporary Art
Piece Of Crap (That I'm Working On)
The Magic Did Not Come Together Today
State Of Shock
Obliterating It Altogether
Sunday, May 4, 2008
The Art of Subtlety
Leering At A Waitress
Longing For A Chicken Dish
Something Like A Collage
Cat Butt And Cum Stain
Bambu Aced His Fecal Exam
Portrait Of Authority
later on the way to Santa Monica
Making My Cousin Cry
We Still Fight Like Sisters
Dave Suggests A Frozen Yogurt
No, I don't eat dairy anymore. How about if I just stand here and pout?
Or Pick My Ass
With Both Hands
That Always Makes Us Feel Better
The Poop Sisters
Best Of Fart Friends