Halftime Techno

I made Davey a chocolate cake because we both needed one. I think it's the best antidepressant on the market.


Non-Dairy, Cruelty-Free, Fudgy-Masterpiece


Walking To The Palm


Dave said I'd be "pulling a Giselle Bunchen" if I did not stand up for the National Anthem. Sorry, I don't want to be that rude... But, the way everyone goes into a trance (and recites that glorified war-cry) just makes me cringe.


I will gladly stand up to honor Kobe Bryant though.


Trophy Ceremony


Randy Newman


Pau!


I haven't even been "into" basketball for very long, but there were tears in my mouth and throat when Kobe's kids came onto the court to bring him flowers before the game.


Game 2


Nerds Rope


Dr. Oz (from Oprah) says that your poop should be S shaped.


Just because the dick goes back into your underwear, it doesn't mean the piss will stop coming out.


Souvenir

View From The Afternoon

Dave shot me for Taboo at Damon Pierce's downtown loft.


Time To Whip Out The Vintage Enema Photos


There's something inherently cool about a stringy-haired, fat man forcing water into a naked woman's asshole.


Golden Brown Days


One day, I'll be the nameless, blindfolded lady in some archaic sex photos.


Trying To Do A Pull-Up [it's so hard]


Maybe If I Face The Other Way It Will Be Easier


No. It's Fine To Just Hang There. That Will Be Good Enough.

Highschool Football

Dave and I checked out the GREAT new Catherine Opie show.


Tonight I was able to view things out of range.


Betterment To Behold


In Relationship To Bu


David-Head


Library Window


Snuggler: In Colored Pencil


pet theater


Museum of Contemporary Art


Piece Of Crap (That I'm Working On)


The Magic Did Not Come Together Today


Disbelief


State Of Shock


Obliterating It Altogether


Glowering Resentment

Seamocamokey

The Art of Subtlety


Softly Requesting


Leering At A Waitress


Longing For A Chicken Dish


Something Like A Collage


Cat Butt And Cum Stain


Bambu Aced His Fecal Exam


Stage One


Final


Portrait Of Authority


later on the way to Santa Monica


Making My Cousin Cry


We Still Fight Like Sisters


Dave Suggests A Frozen Yogurt


No, I don't eat dairy anymore. How about if I just stand here and pout?


Or Pick My Ass


With Both Hands


That Always Makes Us Feel Better


The Poop Sisters


Best Of Fart Friends