pee is tasting better and better
I can't quite put my finger on it
But there is a yellow magic
call me a late bloomer, but I think I'm coming into my own now
it took a while, but I'm a 27 year old woman and I prefer pee in my mouth
suck it out too
Dave gives me everything
i'm very needy
and I give him peace. Something I don't think I could ever give to another person on this earth.
recently I saw an old photo of Dave at Mt. Rushmore. His legs and balls inspired me to do a little interpretation of my own in this shot. Maybe I'm the only one who sees Thomas Jefferson.
help me! please! I need you!
you're here! Thank you. Don't ever leave me again!
he's attracted to my immune system
still can't change the fact that I'm PMSing. Rather be PISSing.
I wanted to look like Bjork. What happened instead was Princess Toadstool.
what wouldn't I give to be Icelandic for just one day...
fuck it. I'm already Eskimo