Radish

Dave brought me home a very sexy gift.


surprise! my very own Industrial Male-Strength Enema Bag (with extra attachments)


i felt like melanie griffith from that scene in Working Girl. when harrison ford gives her that nice, new leather briefcase...


a minute amount of make-up counts for so much. it's not the substance, but the action


dumbo's magic feather


eyelashes mean everything to a girl with no tits


realizing i have no identity without sexuality


Dave says it's not a bad thing


just to embrace it


i'll have to agree there. because i don't know what life would feel like with an education


instead of a video library of experiences


where i still try to hide in and from


Never Turn Your Back On Porn Ladies!


don't ever knock it. because you're going to need it. and it's ok


there are more things in the world to be ashamed of. this is so whatever


i'm more afraid of alcoholism


and not caring enough