It's Not Your Birthday Anymore

owners resemble their pets


personality traits shared: lazy, selfish, affectionate


i don't want to be comfortable. because i'm not


there's too much of that around here


and well-deserved


Jar


The Kitchen


boozer gets his anal glands recessed


pekingese awaits surgery


brand name


unable to match clothes


like a drool-soaked piece of rawhide


everyday


everynight