Turtle Trails

for something that hurts so much, baseballs are cool


men who can crack the ball out of the park are sexual gods (see Davey)


i stick my butt way out, roll it around and wind the bat over my ear. superstitious. yes, that will make me fucking awesome


maybe it's turds. vegan


more vegan turds


dave says, "smell this."


ok. i just want to be sexy for you. am i doing it right?


si


more unnatural = better


most awkward = best


sacrifice good form for goofy faces


two finger spread - D.Naz Original


Ori says, "Now you smell this."


satisfied bruised