Ashley Blue

Monday, March 30, 2009

Eight Days A Wreak


lunch


she's been blasted


sometimes she works hard


Davey, Sarah and Daniel


Daniel's Lovely Bride


Father of the Groom


Beverly Hills walkin' with Bu


wifey and her papi


climbing the bull


cowgirl prepares


give it to me


bratty kitty in my new handbag


great ad, but I tried them on and they make me look like a drug addict.


from the Iconoclast Gallery on Fairfax


pig's quarters


eating a bag of hazelnuts and attempting to do something.


ugh. I forgot. these hazelnuts are good.


uh huh huh. i said nuts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Male Shelter


spoiled little daddy's girl


soiled little piss slave


princesses in our own right


I can have all of Davey's Talent and fluids


double streams make me elated in rapture


someone brought up the existence of shame last week, while we were at Hooters.



I'm not full of shame and shame has no claw around my neck. Shame:Full. There's no room left in it and it's failures. Done. Over and old, old, old.


That shit's just so outdated.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Perceived Exertion


i need a certain talking-down to


classroom full of toxic vanity


if your body isn't healthy enough to stay in these poses...


go ahead into child's posture at any time

Sunday, March 15, 2009

I Like Food, Food Tastes Good


someone has to stay home and pout


tough job, but it has to be done...


Davey, Jonathan Gold and me


L.A. Weekly presents: The Gold Standard- food event of the year!


we are huge Jonathan Gold fans


everything was gorge-ous


i'm a food/wine binger and damn proud of it [at times like this]


he puts up with all of my half-glass fulls


because he is an optimist


cheerful beings all around


god, the perfectionism


one could never give birth to things so thought out. none of it is chance. pure mastery


best of L.A.


kiss this trough of mine


rich foods make for interesting blow jobs


where have you been?

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Radish


Dave brought me home a very sexy gift.


surprise! my very own Industrial Male-Strength Enema Bag (with extra attachments)


i felt like melanie griffith from that scene in Working Girl. when harrison ford gives her that nice, new leather briefcase...


a minute amount of make-up counts for so much. it's not the substance, but the action


dumbo's magic feather


eyelashes mean everything to a girl with no tits


realizing i have no identity without sexuality


Dave says it's not a bad thing


just to embrace it


i'll have to agree there. because i don't know what life would feel like with an education


instead of a video library of experiences


where i still try to hide in and from


Never Turn Your Back On Porn Ladies!


don't ever knock it. because you're going to need it. and it's ok


there are more things in the world to be ashamed of. this is so whatever


i'm more afraid of alcoholism


and not caring enough

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Strep Child


dry pink toilet


beauty/dish with a beauty dish


stage setter


fetal dave


enema in doggy


smokin' maryjane guest stars


dave with byron long's assistant, dee


view from cynthia's studio - an infamous k-town sex lair


nurture is her middle name


david leads


i need to help out in some way. so, i light up faye's anus

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Dr. Octagon vs. Dr. Doom


sex style!


spankmaster


Davey and I dodge fists, clouds of weed-smoke and puking underage girls


because Kool Kieth is the best


a brilliant collaboration:


Lou Reed, Supreme, Terry Richardson


Dave sneaks an erotic photo at a dressy, religious gathering


he's so quiet. no one ever suspects what's really going on in his mind.


take me home. i want to scream out profanity


and smell it


then baptize myself with a face full of white fluff


plain


bite hard


porcelain goddess