Spring Fling

Come to our art show on Sat. I have a painting - and Dave has 3 prints in it!

Mysterious Puddle On The Bed

procrastinator


baby gets a bath


assisting dave on his shoot with the lovely Mistress Tina


Boyle Heights


late nights. i don't know what the hell i'm doing this late. ever


but i'm up now. until probably four.


don't cross your eyes. you could get stuck like that if someone pats you on the back.


give them a break. use trust.

Sammie's Bridesmaid

i chose it in purple. I get to have a big wedding, living vicariously through Sam.


Davey and I just want our intimacy for now. Then a great, big, fucking rager in Sept. keep it simple


i'm just a petulant brat


my character doesn't do well under pressure. i whine and buckle. Davey knows


we don't want a stressful day to get married on. it should just flow


and be natural. like the centipede


most importantly, "Go Lakers!!!"


down with [carlos] boozer


winner's circle

Cupcake

kitty is my guru lately. i can't get enough of her. she brings 'it' - all the energy in the room is coming right out of her 'it'


wtf is up with my hair? big, twisty, black, crusty ramen-noodle head


stuff is funny. every two seconds giggle. just because.


i'm a size-two amazon next to the double-zero live doll


kitty, tia, and me


the little nymphos of socalgirlslive.com!!!!


i want to be just like these girls. they are my new idols to worship and emulate, if i can keep up.


boozer gives kitty a slip of the turd-tongue


his breath is way worse than his farts! see?


comfort found in fluffy, white thing


dammit. i love fun people. the up-bringers. that talk like me with their mouths open and laugh all over the place.


David, you are the hero. u caught us all so splendidly. everyone can see how lucky i am.

It's Not Your Birthday Anymore

owners resemble their pets


personality traits shared: lazy, selfish, affectionate


i don't want to be comfortable. because i'm not


there's too much of that around here


and well-deserved


Jar


The Kitchen


boozer gets his anal glands recessed


pekingese awaits surgery


brand name


unable to match clothes


like a drool-soaked piece of rawhide


everyday


everynight

Admit Dumb

in my dream, someone yelled, "Read a book!"


heavy


i have not read anything but celebrity tabloids in half a year


Davey and Mauley encourage the outdoor lifestyle


more time devoted to dogs


silken schnauzer


Louis III-D


respectable school


i only want to draw nudes of David


pulling the strip off is so exciting


slowly painfully delightfully


Nazferatu


yeah, my vocabulary sucks


i spend a lot of time talking to kitty


we don't need fancy big words to communicate


blank stares full of thought

Fresh Rind

responsible adults


are once again backing up the pull out method


with more forms of hormone therapy


only four periods per year: I'll take it


but that doesn't mean i want a huge load busted into my shallow grave


safer sex finishes in the mouth


don't forget to get a model release

A Lovely Singing Voice

Adrianna and I have plans for 4-16


it's Britney, bitch!


elegant and darling Brunetti birthday party


Where the Wild Things Are


David-Head at the Armand Hammer Museum


we went to see the Nine Lives Exhibit. fuck yes. Charlie White is awesome!


girlfriend/boyfriend


boyfriend/girlfriend


soon to be


wife

Stand The Stench

you're frankly vulgar


maybe i want to be manipulated


who cares what you want?


could it be, he's only got one knee?


wide open mouth/mind


puffing up about something invisible


then it just pours out


red pullover


Muchas gracias de nada


repair the old


beauty sleep