Throwing My Arms Around

chug, chug


chug it dammit. yeah


straws pack a better buzz


gardenia is my favorite flower


it used to be lily


pink lemonade and a red stripe


ori


davey


boozer on the floor with his shit-stained napkin


b.h. courthouse


the date is set


reception day jitters


hollywood after-school special


tease the girl


indulge the man

Bug Juice

cold mud


warm puke


bed face


nightly drop


frog brigade


give back


pick up

Dutch Hercules Visits

she's a creature of habit


davey's a good example of one


good habits? mine are mostly bad


The Meatmen do an L.A. show


Tesco Vee is the Dutch Hercules


adrianna, susan & gia mix and fix


oc pops in


photographers mingle


models mesh


i make lots of messes


do my pits smell potent?


let's share scents


we have no sense


i don't know what i'm doing anymore


except ruining my clothes


dave wonders how much i've had to drink


10 hearts of romaine later


grilled caesar


susan, don't let that sloppy girl in the pink touch the food anymore


she's never washed her hands before, in her ENTIRE LIFE


the perfect canyon garden


davey said tesco is 'larger than life' - and this is true


steve-n-liz


getting in tense


gia and april make out next to the painting of my cousin daniel


they're also hard for the Gaurd!


they're the Meatmen - and you suck


kumquat mojitos


appications


mastications


big time laughs


huge men


we've been waiting for this moment for 2 years


now put that thing to bed [and VICTOR took all these party photos...oops.wrong tag]


her own bed. our bed


on the back of my head

Bio Degradable

the only french bulldog on a choke-chain


marching his ass up that hill- we're both prone to chunkiness


living with Boozer enriches our lives. he only wants attention. i just need an unconditionally-loving creature to curse at


i'm probably too mean


at least my fuse is short-lived


dumping out the laundry basket on the dog's head


a good guy all around: always gets my jokes. goes even further and loves it. encore


opposite of someone else we all know


superior comedy. participating not in our low-level slapstick

Ringleader Of The Tormenters

there is no such


thing in life as normal


a lopsided grin


strained to keep the shyness in


the youngest was the cherub


we kept him from the world's glare, and he turned into a killer.

O's

i met Olga today


she's an official O like me


the O is is obscenely rare


or on occasion


ordinarily


obvious


or obligingly obligatory


obsessing on one, odd ode.


occupational objects

Gun Club Punch

David's dental tool fetish


he has a surgeon's precision. Calm Hand Dave


cleanest mouth in Los Angeles


i am only an apprentice to the master of Great Oral Care


show me sir David. show me the way to perfect dental hygiene. please.


never too intense for family time


i can't draw. i suck


LIEBARY


at times, i love Mauley more than my own french boy


we make our way down the hallway, hands always finding ways to grab on, cling to him


what year is it?


future


present


past


timeless


time for


disco nap for davey


i don't sleep in the day at hotels. i drink and pull down underwear everywhere


it is art


mine and Davey's project - mixed media


Happy Mother's Day

Wild & Lethal

i love hotel rooms. they evoke sex. the nicer the hotel, the more i want to have


kick stuff around on the floor. throw soft objects at the walls. spill clear liquids


involuntary trashing


can't help myself. nor do i want to. hotels make me go wild


like i want this room to remember me. if these walls ever talk, i want to make the list


something hot about being rented

Victimless The Unblamed

she sets the tone in her lingerie


asking for it. Please touch me. Notice how sexy i look in this.


feel wanted


badly enough to make all the decisions


let me just be. and you will do everything


you have all the power


because we gave it to you, graciously


we wanted you to have it because we believe in you


true consent can be written on many forms and documents


but it's an action that speaks louder than words.


dirty hands


and a wide-open mouth