Ashley Blue

Friday, June 26, 2009

CumBlisterBleed


spermy cyclone


jamming


Chemical People reunite


musicians have the most fascinating way of dissecting sound. a brain function that seems unreachable to me


band leader


punk rock vato


displaying masculine versatility


he plays for his woman


my guitar hero


bass named ed


gettin' the band back together - awesome


junk fooding


don't be afraid to stick it in the processed cheese


it's a movie theater. no one's going to see if you eat it

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Four A.M. Cryptic

so here we are, in our hotel room.

he couldn't possible be as nervous as I am at this awkward, clothed moment.

so i slip my dress off. i want to show him my sexy Givenchy panty hose. u brought me to this glamourous hotel room. i thought you would love the details

i am working for you sir. as long as you are aroused, my integrity remains intact.

do you like it when my entire weight is on top of your body, giant cock in my ass? Are the pantyhose still in the room?

You haven't gotten close enough to my face to look at me, maybe you will never remember what I look like. But that I was crazy and there was money.

play with my hair while I'm in piledriver. it's soft and i love it. both

girth support

something is still pretty and soft. Davey, you did that!


goodnight moon

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Hot Dude Feeding Tube


David waves for the paparazzi. we are his personal media filter to all those who wish to say HI and write or see him or offer any donation to his revovery.
email: smalloriana (at) gmail.com or dave (at) davenaz.com


he still looks good in that feeding tube. damn, what style! such irrevocable style!!


he wants another shot, for safety. to get it right. He's directing this shoot now, so step aside kids


Old Reliable Is Making A Come Back! He's too strong and cock too massive to be tamed in captivity


the stroke may have gotten his shutter finger for now, but his friends and fans rally to his side. For the greatest, gay porn photographer shall be resurrected from his convalescent home very soon. (Jesus is in there with him right now, so ... you do the math!)


this David keeps us all on task. dear leader David, whom we all can depend on for that sentence,
"It will get better."

Monday, June 22, 2009

Transgressive Chimichurri


sometimes we watch an artist in action that push me back in my heels. completely powerful, talented ones that shine their own light


she is absolutely mesmerizing


i want to have an open and brave collarbone like PJ


decco


dig it


my mom still hurts my feelings


terrible at pushing my anger on those who do NOT deserve it


dog fix

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Murky


most times i just wipe it off. or let dry on it's own


scrub for pleasure. not fear


good things come from grime


she flosses more than some humans


but if something smells like fish, it must be bad. kitty, you have a disgusting mouth. luckily it's socially acceptable for your kind


the ruling class of the bedroom

Friday, June 19, 2009

Tapping Temperence Lightly On The Shoulder


i fucked up last night. a disgusting, belligerent mess of my body and can't even remember


it wasn't funny. i am a gnarly drunk. so i have to quit drinking AGAIN


deprivation will suit me. for i don't deserve much celebration right now. i have to heal, paint and treat those last, few braincells i have left, with honor and dignity. oh yeah, and i need to get some of that dignity stuff back, somehow...


"everyone's got fucking problems"


some can be solved with vegan carrot cake from RFD

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Not That Social. Just A Good Drinker


ori, jason Stollsteimer and Sandy


sandy and i get wild at shows. little girls with so much drinking to prove... everyone loves us!


The Von Bondies fucking SMOKE!!!!!


hot girls tearing it up!


drummer fucking killing it!


this band has everything i could ever want or need from a group of musicians. I love them so much!


corgi at a baby shower


the period begins. first blood


we dined with our cherished Carlos and Lillian tonight in silverlake.


sometimes it's ok to chicken out of the hard, cold, scary world of...


find comfort in April and her perfect tits


mauley wears her lay at the Lakers Victory party at Dave's moms


Principal Mc Dicker


Tom Anderson


aren't you the same boys that painted my cat's butt?


Mr. Vandreesen


being responsible


family planning

Saturday, June 13, 2009

28% More Free Women


i get ready for Sarah's birthday dinner.


28 - yep. it's great. yesssssss


i know what she wishes for. a large, hunky man who enjoys sports and appreciates home cookin'


grumpy ori


i have to pound two soju martinis


just to have a pleasant dinner with mom. a.k.a. Davey's crazy mother-in -law. Sorry baby Davey. We just can't pick our families, obviously. But you picked me, despite it all. I love you!!!


my new bc's are making my tits firm and perky. Great! And then sometime in the near future, I will be able to ward off any renegade sperm that may spray into my vagina. Landmark Year


blow job with pimple treatment

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Port-holio


view from inside the ship looking at Long Beach at night. very pretty


wishing it was prom night on the Queen Mary


Davey, Steve and Chad Michael Ward are the artists featured in the gallery here called Sin Alley.


Ink - N- Iron Festival 2009


fucking rad as hell!!!!- The Eagles of Death Metal



Steve and Dave pose in front of their lovely photos


Liz and I tote the drinks


Davey's wall inside the great old ship


liz and dave in the Grand Ballroom


so much with the word 'tribal'... where does one's journey begin?


beer is so overrated. do a corn instead.


down it bro


corn is good. chomp that husk


corn is good food!


enough of this gorgeous and haunted porthole into hell


Lillian? April? Do you love me?


Because I Love You, Mrs. Batts, Miss Flores!


Coop! Wow! your work is mind blowing. BRAVO DUDE!


it looks so awesome when it's huge


Carlos and Wifey


I miss Sarah. She's still so god damned funny


she needs to come damage herself in the sun with me before she moves somewhere cold and ugh


davey gives me the 'you've had enough wine now, Ori.' look


ambiens are better than more shots


but i want both


he said, "I'll give you both." So he bends me on my head to spread my ass with both his index and middle finger.


the ghost is coming out of the wall


screaming birth control titties


everything still sooooo funny. especially my dirty feet that dave doesn't want in the bed.


help me up please? i'll give you a present. from my ass to your face


wisdom of the Mighty Fluffkin whispers softly through a purr, "shut the fuck up and be still."

Friday, June 5, 2009

NOT ON TWITTER





That account is fake.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Pissie Wiener


comfort comes in all smells, soaks, shapes and furs


fuck it. i'll just pee in the sink like davey does


Torihei in Torrance


rice balls, collegen soup, cuttlefish yakitori, soymilk infused whole tomato soup. yum. real japanese.


killer car


i am the luckiest girl. my future mother-in-law is the creator of perfect style and radiates the most sophisticated tastes. She's all class. and guess what? she absolutely loves me! shocking


davey's elegance comes from his mother


kitty and bu like to watch cartoons. but we only allow the cool ones in our house.


king of the hill is the coolest


he puts up with my pissiness and still loves me. i'm such a fucking weiner right now. But davey is calm. he is enlightened already. my idol


i'm not touching you . i'm not touching you. you're in my face. but i'm not touching you!


bambu faces severe injustices as the dog. law in our home clearly favors cat


frenchies unite


found this sports page from a while back. HaHa Boozer!! you're a Loser!!


we will be ready

Monday, June 1, 2009

Cement Well


bury the face in cement


warm on it like a reptile


try to get even with it. but it's hard. my inferiority is huge


it feels good to be on the ground


it's hilarious


ass scrape


texture is only second to scent


i want to live for at least 100 years


spines are for longevity


baby kumquat


i hope living to be so old isn't as hard as losing that last 5-10 lbs


i'm not that strong


only slightly tough