One Day As A Lion

lioness


queen of beasts


bambu is the french blue blood in this house. let's not forget it


himalayan sovereignty


girls with shaved puss think they are much sexier that way


she's ready to be a full-time nude model


i know that bambu would love to be a porn star. he has said so many times


he's such a perv. more than me. i have to put my clothes back on in front of this guy, when his french libido gets going. dave gets kind of disgusted, in a nice way though


ennui


shock-horror


stage mom


i would make an incredible stage mom because I am: harsh, mean, insensitive and have plenty of accomplishments that did not happen in my own life, which will be the foundation for all the goals that my cats/dogs/ or kids to be successful


i can give a good dose of verbal abuse too. for her own good


sexy boots


hiding out from davey and the camera. there is no escape, when we OWN you!


exploit cuteness


bonding in bondage


ok. i love the dog too


he loves me. sometimes i don't know why. I am not the best mom to him


but i guess i'm not the worst either


he's a good guy. i lucked out. thank you Boozer. you have an alcoholic, whore for a mother, but you still love the shit out of me.


he is the best boy

Girl Least Likely To

there is no morning


only kitty


milking the birthday still! with an array of exquisite glass turtles. making me so happy


Dave Naz adds to his collection of sex awards from around the globe. as his wife, I must brag about it. it is the law when you are married. and you don't ever have to shut the fuck up about it. because it's all about family now!


her fluff cannot be realistically contained anymore


hide, run, scratch, hiss. Kitty, here is proof that there is no god: you will be shaved tomorrow!

Periodicity

the animals love it when i bleed on the floor. they come and snuggle it


answering the call to unconditional love


unconditional is not as exciting as exceptional


dave's love for me is extraordinary and unprecedented


my blood is just another color in the palette


painting moving objects to make still life for a camera


cat hair puss


bloody panties in the hamper will not let go of my sweaty gym socks


truly, a hangover that has taught me a good, hard lesson. I really mean it this time. I swear.


my husband's band


tits falling out all over the place at Crate and Barrel


dave says he wants my tits to fall out in every store we shop in, for the rest of our lives. I DO!!!

Old Reliable

does everyone know David Hurles? he is a tremendous talent, living artist and great erotic photographer. He is my favorite sexy, gay, big cocked male nude photographer, in the whole damn world!


Dave and I are devoted fans and friends of David. His lifetime of photographs is one to be respected and admired for ever and ever.


he is sick from a stroke. he cannot walk or use his hands, basically bedridden. and his eyes can't focus enough to read (which was one of his passions in life - literary treasures). Dave and I can read to him though, his mind is super sharp. When his speech permits, he tells us the most eloquent and witty jokes. To know David Hurles is to adore him. He is not retarded from these conditions, he is just helpless.


I ask of anyone who is a writer, artist, lover of porn, sympathetic for the sick and weak-bodied, or just a funny pervert (like me) - Could you send David Hurles an email of hope or some kind of positive humorous antidote?
Send a little note for him to my emails: dave ( at ) davenaz.com OR smalloriana ( at )gmail.com


It's the saddest place to be in the world. We went to visit him tonight. There are moaning, demented persons wailing for no reason. Crickets and cockroaches crawl and hop around on David's pillows. The nurses steal what small possessions we have given him (the radio, a stuffed frog- all gone now). No air conditioning. The stench of shit covered bedsheets nearly knocked me on my ass when I smelled it for the first time. This place makes you so, so, so sad. A poor man's nursing home is just a holding cell for death. Instead of death taking these human beings away, they just sit and stare. So, so, so sad.

Well Done Groom Bride Bride Groom

rehearsal dinner at CASA


lovely weather downtown this time of year


bridal gifts to Oriana and Morgan


briadal babes (- pauline)


our leigh-leigh


we still think we are children, only with more privelages


my best friend since age six. She is a married, successful, powerful business lady now! I lucked out with getting a friend like Sam. Absolute luck.


darling Anita


my darling David


bad girls stick to their bad girl ways


she couldn't have been more smooth if we'd siphoned her into that gown of creme d'elegance


groomsmen, groomsmen


our heroes: PJ and Samantha


i adore them. my tears of joy littered the dance floor throughout the night


get wild


if you love sam and pj - goddamnit!! get wild


maybe i get too wild


thank you Davey! you save me and love and care for me. I will be a good wife for you, I swear!
Baby! I LOVE YOU


anita loves samantha the most of all. I treasure her attention to detail.


three sheets


This is the boy who lived next door to me when I was ten. I was his BABYSITTER!!!!


get the bridesmaids laids


using my whore-stripper moves at the wedding. seemed appropriate at the time?


we just wanted to take our gowns off and start grinding on those boozed up, suburban titties


the only psycho throwing her drink in my face: cousin sarah


you only live once


friends are forever

Northern

princess today


davey took me to the place i've been admiring at the end of our street


stunning decor


i have so much respect for anyone who goes to the trouble of serving a vegetarian tasting menu


respect is the word


it was beautiful, but it didn't put out


i kept waiting for some dish to be a complete whore and have me coming back and spending all of our money there


everything perfect


cherish


wish


edible candles


birthday dress


and if they're northern


what happens when i don't end up face down and shit faced on my birthday?


it turns out to be a nice one


feeling clean


this year


and many more

Placenta

the great


cornholio


smart hair


pore strips- an homage to Hannibal Lecter


few shy seconds away from 28, my darling


my lawyer told me that the late 20's are a woman's PRIME


for Davey and me, it's just another artistic study and project process. More Fun!


klutzy


platelet power


You are also in your prime, my dear!


snuggle time for the children


caressing them makes them more affectionate to each other

Ta Mauley's

davey bought the best food for the party from Mama's


homegrown veggies from Ecca's garden in La Puente. Damnnmnmnm good


me, shana, and lillian get our red an white stripes on


an homage to uncle sam and our dear betsy ross


shana turns us onto a goldmine of a michael jackson theory - his parents castrated him at birth!


I believe that could be very true. spooky


shana is an intellectual and i love it when she talks to me. i feel smart and cool to be hanging out with her :)


thank you Lillian, Carlos and guests. You are my favorite people in this life. Awesome. Gorgeous


Nina and Liz got the brains AND the beauty


she's such a good role model for me. I want to be like NINA


boozer finds a comfort in Lincoln's lap


party boys


Lincoln's got the spirit!


davey loves this add. so chic. so dave


messy happy fluffy sleepy snuggley baby


don't buy milk from Ralphs


dave's usual table at Urth


she takes over my big box of porn before I can even watch one.


no, i don't expect you to move. nor do me any favors. damn kitty!


pit bulls have sharp teeth


sweet girl smiles


rolling in joy

Balloonatic

erik and emmelie's


prepping for the surprise party


adrianna and i gossip


blow skills


davey and adrianna have the indian feast


fuck yesss! Emmelie Rocks The Birthday


organizing the drink


erik and dave


whiskey is classically beautiful, just like emmelie


don't poop all over this party


unless, of course, it's adrianna pooping...in my mouth


we are going to get our stools tested, so we can do bareback scat


Courtney Cruz is the surprise entertainer for our birthday gal


innocent


temptress


i blew these


whiskey daze


whiskey glaze


now, fuck me on my ambien davey!


i am a nudist part-time. volunteer charity pro-bono


pull the assy flesh to the side. get the hole!


senses overload. exhilarating bliss

Serenata

a favorite


plated with loving care


positive side-effect of food consumption


although always tempted to barf


resist and arch


distract oneself until that feeling fades


Davey the Gentleman


lets the lady pee properly


like many dogs before me, i rub my ass on this carpet. it is the perfect shag


i prefer it broken in


alpha dog bites hard


conquered beast


catfish

Mania

mary jane's smoking


flying crane at Neiman's


Kobe Bryant as Shih Tzu


she needs and kneads


I love her and want to include her on every shred of room in these moments of vanity


she is too good most of the time. Davey and I accept - still go on giving, graciously.


ghastly more than grace


gratiosus


gratia


I am still a generous human