Elastic Romance

circumference starts out small today - in bed


nice fucking blast of poison bullshit energy drink washes my braindead and lazy everything - in bed


sloppy from start to finish - in bed


stealing uncensored photos of my husband - in bed


my nipple started scaring me - in bed


she scratches the fuck out of me - in bed


we only read magazines, never books - in bed

hair ties are her ecstasy - in bed

i just do whatever -in bed

To Half And Two-Holed

half a woman

still too much girl

grow up lady!

watch your step

don't let the shyness come into me. It's the worst disease I fear it so

my big, wide-open, rude american mouth needs to stay the fuck open. don't let the conventional world kill my personality

Dave says he will protect my big ass, wide mouth and rude words from being put in captivity.

He wants me to keep all my parts. I love him. so much i want to scream right NOW!

ALL PHOTOS BY: BEN HOFFMAN

Selling My Body

Better than the real thing. Completely flawless. The holes are much tighter than my real ones, because these toys are virgins. No giant cocks have fucked them out yet. And if you buy one from me - I'll do anything you want to it (and provide photo/video documentation).

Thought I Knew All The Steps Quite Clearly

first party as a married couple


a best friend has birthday


the girlfriend designs


as the wife, I remain on David's arm, all night. Doing all I can to look pretty for him. So that he has a hot, little bride on his person.


warm air invites the spiders to share our outside world.


too bad we are so damn territorial


on our team


she lets me win

Turtle Trails

for something that hurts so much, baseballs are cool


men who can crack the ball out of the park are sexual gods (see Davey)


i stick my butt way out, roll it around and wind the bat over my ear. superstitious. yes, that will make me fucking awesome


maybe it's turds. vegan


more vegan turds


dave says, "smell this."


ok. i just want to be sexy for you. am i doing it right?


si


more unnatural = better


most awkward = best


sacrifice good form for goofy faces


two finger spread - D.Naz Original


Ori says, "Now you smell this."


satisfied bruised

Girlie Wedding Girlvert 18

Girlvert got invited to be a bridesmaid


Dirty Harry's daughter is the bride


Even at a joyous occasion such as this, the girlvert is just as hated as ever.


male strippers make her sick

a two faced maid of honor will get what she deserves.bridesmaid is not so innocent. yucky on the inside

our Girlvert has a real story, real plot, real costumes and character development. Dammit! We are a feature film in every respect. Just add some gruesome sex scenes and that's US!

they get pretty, but their personalities will smite them all in the end, with girlvert's wrath.

girlvert just wanted to be accepted and have some fucking friends, for once in her shitty life

guess everyone has their own agendas

girlvert must move on and come to terms with the cards she was dealt: too weird. too gross and too mean

tatiana is hot

i don't think she liked the girlvert very much at the end of the day. in fact, there was HATE

do i go home and feel bad too? of course i do. i don't want to be hated. I just want to be liked and praised, but often from the most sadistic ones of them all.

I have to laugh and smile a lot though. I love Girlvert. No matter who she pisses off and how disgusting she really is, inside and out. She's my Girlvert!!! I will stand by her forever, or till we're both too fat and ugly to do porn

Post Hoc

life span


palm reader


skeptics seek shelter from the sandstorm


symbols


fortune telling


Cynthia's hillside historical home


sunday supper with the photographers


i gaze up and see my own ass in two directions


she's got incredible taste. the woman has the best stuff


her home is big and interesting. the house itself had such pride in who it is.


out in the gardens


history notes


eric hates a view. all he sees in them is a whole lot of places and people he is missing out on.


my new hat


bambu at Dogcamp L.A. - the happiest place in the city!


baby sleeps on the pillow with me (not on my face tonight)


best fries in L.A. Their secret is: Rosemary


dogpark darling


micheal and my red underwear


wedding gown for Girlvert 18


coming soon...The Return Of Girlvert!!!

Solar Plexus

abruptly exposed

all that energy leaving the chest

must break clay off the heart

it's scary

revealing so much

what am i going to do about it

go even further

like it

packing weight on your chest is supposed to feel protective

already a sloucher

these things won't shield much

let it hit me

Boutiquey

well furnished fitting rooms make us buy the clothes


even when we don't usually "do" shorts


ambiance takes me over


all this sudden i see the future


stuck in a hanger


prone to stain. get doubles


think outside the lines. but not too far


dressing to please

115 Degrees of Joy

mid day riser


only got this far


now we walk to find stuff that the mouth likes


fruit tart rasberry sauce


hwy 111 palm canyon dr. and arenas


citron at The Viceroy


muchos churros


my liver is now a married lady's liver. I can't possibly drink all that stuff a single gal can


this is what the mouth wanted all along


married hands all over it, working together with my widest hole


bliss full circle

El Scorcho

kitty says Get Up


and go on your honeymoon


be refreshed


the hot air makes it easy not to think so much


just being


happy


floating


staying at the coolest place in the desert


newly wed

Own

he owns me. and i need to be owned


just to be his most prized posession


all my interests are his


it's my lifelong career


be the perfect woman for you


not to ever, ever bore you davey


you are mine


everything i have, i will share and surrender to you


my moodiness loves you


i have always needed to belong to you

Dream Wedding

part of me thought i was too cool to be this super ecstatic


it's all true


more than i could ever have imagined


supreme


confidence is physical. nothing to do with the bs in my mind


all girls will advise each other that missing out on a wedding day is one of the biggest regrets in life (it's not just a repeat of prom as an adult). i have heard it my whole life and didn't fully agree or understand until now.


that magic is real. costumes, props, etc. aside.


everyone should be so fortunate

Old New Borrowed Blue

mara capozzi does my make-up. she is the BEST


we sparkle at seven a.m.


got to act like a lady now


get in the pool, but don't fuck up hair or make-up


sprinkles for the bride and groom


weddie cakes


Mr. and Mrs. Naz take photos with Mrs. Naz's beloved cousins


sarah, jason, and renee!


sarah, uncle gary, aunt vicki, Mr. and Mrs. Naz


happiest day of my life!


hang out and munch sprinkles


i love you dear friends


adrenaline wearing thin. must go to the marital bed