Sweet N Dour

this month is National Monster History Month

halloween cookie monsters at Gelsons

all of the worries go into the shoulders. resulting in NO-NECK MONSTERS. taking over women of all occupations and hair color

Davey isn't afraid of any Thing. Unless it's a restaurant that got a RED C health grade.

with this enemabag - i am my own worst monster

it's the darkness that makes us sad

i want to talk to all my friends so we're not scared

being there. wow. now i get it. the importance of just sincerely caring and giving presence

holidays for children

that's a lot of work. kids are.

pumpkin carrying is the gateway drug though. next thing you know...

no, i like having a waist at the moment. and waste at the moment

we will have a kid when davey says so

i love waiting for this

because i'm not ready!

Lucking It

the power goes out and I'm with my favorite person in the world

he can't restore the electric transformer with his beautiful, bare hands. But he takes me out for a Dirty Girlscout at The Standard 1:45 a.m.

flashlight horror

fright night

OH MY DEAR!

Blade Runner inspired this venue

Davey and me at Nokia Theatre

he still loves me when I binge on peanuts at 4a.m.

Ass Cobra !!!!

some men are born to be on stage. Lemmy is a real rocker. He actually rocks, like a rocking chair. O fuck. He is sooooooo cool !

thank you Davey! For taking me to see this band, I would have never known...anything. If not for your careful guidance, my lOve!

club nokia lounge

this would be a perfect place to get wasted. too bad i can't do that anymore

hot, it girl

tongue kissing the dog's asshole cleaner

she smells amazing, try some

lady for one afternoon

wake up bratty

trader vics downtown has a lot of "new" stuff. I don't know about all these changes....

"Don't be afraid to get ugly now. What's the issue? Let's get ugly" - (we love you) Lydia Lunch

noise damage. yeah!

my flight of local brew

palladium has good bands playing there all the time. Too bad it's a sucky venue for those under 6ft tall.

We Love Arctic Monkeys

after just one glass, I swear

trying to be seasonal, I guess

i needed to lighten up and be more easygoing

every girl wants a new face and a new hair

so we did auburn. Valerie, help me

oh well, if i really can't stand it one day, i'll just use my ass as my head, and butthole for a face

Cutting-Room Floor

Perihelion Arts Presents: "Candids" by Dave Naz

dave, amy, doug, me


thirty thousand people lined the streets on First Friday


my handsome and talented husband


Thank You Doug and Amy! You are fucking rad!


i love his work. and i know i'm his wife, but i really, really love his photographs


michelle avanti looking so sweet, so seventies modern. this was a favorite piece by many who saw the show. what a shame to lose michelle. she was a great, sexy girl. fuck you jesus!!!


private dancer


pretending to fall out of my frame


proud to belong to him


our hotel was so fucking slick and had Gallo Blanco as the restaurant attached


dave only eats good food


my guacamole had oranges in it! RAD


davids taco set


piss in the mouth


the real Don Bolles? i always thought it was that guy from the Germs!


make my full, mexican stomach look tough. beaned out


i miss the pole


the world would be in its best state, if we could rainbow-tile the entire planet's patios


sitting on my married ass. this is what wives do best


happy


baby


but let's still have sex


i need your guidance, just as I do in all categories


he comes over to direct my attention. my neediness


i get lost and hopeless in two seconds


but then i'm cured with davey's calm, inner coach. he leads our team


i take five minutes in the penalty box


graduate to chairs


all is well, my love


i think his sperm must have the same swimmingly blue eyes


take me to a phoenix kegger


old school


yes, way too old for school (me)


kids and their damn bikes


kangaroo-kitty


we loved arizona


so hot right now

Damn, Sam

never been much


for sunny days


when the colors go out of my eyes


she's usually too


but


damn


sam


i love


a woman that's blue


but damn sam


i love a woman


that rains