Beloved Animals

sasha bear

or just "bear"

(mr.) babydoll

holiday

he loves to lunch at the Standard. I love my husband. He's the coolest guy and not trying. ever

luke warm

vietnamese tacos

mauley finally on the bed. back to her old self

one day you have full. lots. next they've all fallen out, leaving you with huge bald spots

mama's Blessed Virgin Sacrament

Rise And Shine

you can ask me for more

plenty of Orphan

now i'm a pro. with my kitchen-aid. so RAD

thank you Davey, Bambu and Kitty!!!!

kitty isn't interested in me. just her stuff- the boxes and string

i'm a wife. i get appliances

Kitty reads the love note I wrote to Davey last night while I was high on ambien

my heart is just an open dirty window

the kids gave pretty good stuff this year

are we obsessed with orphan- because she is a Girlvert!!!????

Boozer really hopes dad likes his gift better than kitty's

we have a winner

o Boozier! you are the most thoughtful boy

she pouts. open the big one from me!

to replace some shirts the cat likes to use

sapp bomb. look out!

drinking tea with the taste of the Thames

R.Crumb's Illustrated Book of Genesis!!!! Fucking amazing

Bob Mizer book too

thank you for all of our pretty cards. it's been such a great christmas. REALLY

gotta get rid of the flab from all this very soon. but it was fun eating all this junk

Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill

any day

any day

any day

we don't really believe holidays

necessary to give into them though

the reason isn't as important as the way it feels when it goes down

i just buy stuff

and it works from the outside in

i force it down my own throat

and like it

that makes others feel good too

which makes it even better

i'm just a follower. not a disciple

Red And Green

apple enchiladas courtesy of James A. Groves

i wanted to be in every room with every one

it's a little bit harder being a host

all i had to eat was 260 m&m's

and some rum

sips of many rum variations

so many gifts last night

don't leave

stay

here. with me. it's fun

be yourself

because we never get to see you and we miss you

i wish i could be a pro again

now i'm too old to mix 7 alcohols

please excuse me sometimes

we gather in kitchens and bathrooms

hover in doorways letting in the cold air

one throw up attack later, and it was brand new again

i thought is was just strawberry. then it had pot in it

red velvet and orange spice

goofballs

thank you for my photos! i couldn't have done it at all

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and they are all so special and cool

new boobs never get old

they get wise

mrs. and mr.

know how to pose them

or else you get caught eating drugs

Pastry Chefs

supreme palate.

sideways tongue right

left

goofball

coat check

Call Upon The Author To Explain

Good Wrangle Victor!

family photo time

where are the darn kids?

ok, look pretty and smile for the camera!

no scratching

lay there like you enjoy it. pretend. fake it for our sakes

about to bolt

a sharp set of claws is coming into Davey's arm, and quick

but they are so lovely

our monsters and beasts

Boozer resembles me and Kitty is undeniably Dave. Love our family

Loosely Based

my new marshmallow dish (family heirloom)

aunt vicki busts out the sparkling non-alcoholic grape soda!

none for me please, I'm not driving

stuffed. in. every. way. possible.

to get out of cleaning dishes, you have to pass out HARD on the couch

real coma, none of that fake shit

marshmallow is the sweet sticky bond that holds this group together

Sundae

Buogh!

resting in this new season

I did a chin-up. so proud! dammit :)

i force myself on him at night while he is in deep sleep

we may be half-blood sisters

but we love with whole sister's hearts

i'm finally growing up and we are still very fascinated by each other's opposite lives

respect

it's just hard to show it to Donna

i plan to stop being such a little bitch to my mom, so she can love my sister better