Ashley Blue

Halftime Techno

2008-05-09T00:45:00.000-07:00

I made Davey a chocolate cake because we both needed one. I think it's the best antidepressant on the market.

Non-Dairy, Cruelty-Free, Fudgy-Masterpiece

Walking To The Palm

Dave said I'd be "pulling a Giselle Bunchen" if I did not stand up for the National Anthem. Sorry, I don't want to be that rude... But, the way everyone goes into a trance (and recites that glorified war-cry) just makes me cringe.

I will gladly stand up to honor Kobe Bryant though.

Trophy Ceremony

Randy Newman

Pau!

I haven't even been "into" basketball for very long, but there were tears in my mouth and throat when Kobe's kids came onto the court to bring him flowers before the game.

Game 2

Nerds Rope

Dr. Oz (from Oprah) says that your poop should be S shaped.

Just because the dick goes back into your underwear, it doesn't mean the piss will stop coming out.

Souvenir

View From The Afternoon

2008-05-07T00:22:00.000-07:00

Dave shot me for Taboo at Damon Pierce's downtown loft.

Time To Whip Out The Vintage Enema Photos

There's something inherently cool about a stringy-haired, fat man forcing water into a naked woman's asshole.

Golden Brown Days

One day, I'll be the nameless, blindfolded lady in some archaic sex photos.

Trying To Do A Pull-Up [it's so hard]

Maybe If I Face The Other Way It Will Be Easier

No. It's Fine To Just Hang There. That Will Be Good Enough.

Highschool Football

2008-05-06T00:10:00.000-07:00

Dave and I checked out the GREAT new Catherine Opie show.

Tonight I was able to view things out of range.

Betterment To Behold

In Relationship To Bu

David-Head

Library Window

Snuggler: In Colored Pencil

pet theater

Museum of Contemporary Art

Piece Of Crap (That I'm Working On)

The Magic Did Not Come Together Today

Disbelief

State Of Shock

Obliterating It Altogether

Glowering Resentment

Seamocamokey

2008-05-04T02:02:00.000-07:00

The Art of Subtlety

Softly Requesting

Leering At A Waitress

Longing For A Chicken Dish

Something Like A Collage

Cat Butt And Cum Stain

Bambu Aced His Fecal Exam

Stage One

Final

Portrait Of Authority

later on the way to Santa Monica

Making My Cousin Cry

We Still Fight Like Sisters

Dave Suggests A Frozen Yogurt

No, I don't eat dairy anymore. How about if I just stand here and pout?

Or Pick My Ass

With Both Hands

That Always Makes Us Feel Better

The Poop Sisters

Best Of Fart Friends

Full of Hallow

2008-04-30T01:16:00.001-07:00

We went to check out the gallery show that Dave's work is in right now.

Rick and Dave sit and absorb.

Jesus was really into foot worship and submission.

I remember some story (from having to go to Bible study when I was a kid) about how he washed the feet of those who betrayed him. There's so much kink in that book!

Vintage Clear Heels

Four Legged Objects

this artist uses colored pencils and is obsessed with Jell-O boxes.

he uses the backs of American and international gelatin desserts for his canvases.

When A Man Turns You On His Feet Smell Like Criminal Lust

Butt-Hole Plate

For my last birthday, Dave bought me a copy of Madonna's Sex Book. It's one of my most prized possessions. Rick's is not for sale, I think.

But there are many other fine and educational reading materials for purchase in the salon.

looking at other art inspires me to do my own.

I Love To Draw (always have)

From The Imagination

my secret desires are all revealed

I Worship Visual Harmony

Renderer

2008-04-27T01:19:00.000-07:00

I am a sketch artist.

Self-Love

Dreaming Up Some Image Of How It Might Be

April Flores photographed me

it was all about freedom that day

her art is unstoppable and we are going to keep it coming out

Oriana Chest Fantasy

Best Damn Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies EVER

no refined sugar necessary

everything refined lies in the eater of this cookie

gentlemen truly go wild for them

Caterwaul

2008-04-25T01:02:00.000-07:00

love

is in the

Detail

I'm an afternoon person.

It makes for a better morning.

"Benedict Meets With the Victims of Sexual Abuse"

The pope was on tv. Dave paused it to take a photo because he looked so creepy. On every shot, this black bar appeared on the camera. It's the incarnation of pure evil!

Installation

It's a real challenge to understand the inner core of her fluffiness.

about face

Make It Green

Earth Day Party 2008

The best friends you have, will come over for your party on a Tuesday night.

Especially the Vegans!

Frenchie Meetup

2008-04-21T01:13:00.000-07:00

We joined a French Bulldog group on meetup.com

For The Child We Adore

All Attire Worn Should Be Suitable For Shit Stains

For the most part, Frenchies are incredibly sweet and doughey.

Let Me Smell Your Ass

Domination Will Try To Occur

I love these smelly, fat toads!

Drink My Piss

Bambu is my baby and my protégé; the canine attention whore (who likes to invoke it, a little rough)

Bambu and Beans (the pedigree)

Alpha Mast

Proud

They're so damn cute! I want to get down on their level to hear them all snort.

such lovers

Bambu Is Predominately A Jealous Man

He'll have to get over it, because I can't have just one Frenchie.

must have another

and another

Tired Baby

Reverse Brindle

Drinking Amp

Glorious Exhaustion

Defaser

2008-04-18T22:18:00.000-07:00

sharpening tells me that it is not dead

only formerly dull

and that life can be twisted to a point

so that it can be spread

pressed hard down on

blank smooth surfaces

in books that are mine

making marks of celebration that won't be called defacement

when it's there and you turn the pages backward

you're glad

you'll be glad

Five Feet Two Under

2008-04-16T23:43:00.001-07:00

Thanks to our friend Pat Fear, Dave and I got into a fucking awesome NOFX party the other night.

Gia, Me and Dave at the Doll Underground release party.

Propaganda Is So Hot Right Now

He Comes Up With His Own Shit

We're All Proverts

The best way to steal photos at an art museum is to act like you're checking your email on the iphone.

puke

fart

My Complement, My Enemy, My Oppressor, My Love

Kara Walker's Work Is Powerful

Dave and I were totally moved by it.

The Potato Eaters

Lizard

Bowie

Mural In The Foyer

We are so happy to live in this cosmopolitan city, with such amazing art all around us!

Quality Of Being Thankful

Pledge Herself

2008-04-15T23:02:00.001-07:00

So Base

So Petty

Anything Can Set Off Insincerity

That Is Notably Visible In A Smile

The Easy Thing To Do Is Look Down

Then Look Up Again

If He Wants To See Your Butt

Show Him Your Butt And Look Straight Back

Now My Forehead's All Greasy

But I'm Close

Bandages

2008-04-14T00:23:00.001-07:00

French Bulldogs Are Made Of Steel

Human Beings Amount To Mere Mortals

Without Protective Coating

Good drivers are rarities in Los Angeles.

Two Points On My License (Still!)

An Improvement (Though?)

Latin Spicer

Joyride

Endless

Only having ONE drink at dinner makes you so much more capable of doing the simple things. For instance, like buttoning your own sweater (straight the first time)...

And driving Dave home, safely.

Not Accepting Any More Bites For The Evening

I Will Not Be Rejected

No One Refuses A Bite From Me

Inchoate

2008-04-11T02:59:00.000-07:00

There Is No 'I'

A Grid (live meat) With Love

Vegetarian Grid (of some sort) But Nothing Was Exploited

Numa Paul Knows Sensuality

because; She Embodies It.

Come Over For Dinner (and our dog will fart on you)

How Are Things On The West Coast?

Sashes of Basil Are Thrown [in our home] Liberally

Show Me The Dirtpile

Straight Into My Heart

With No Guile

Discovered Is Now Captured

2008-04-08T23:54:00.001-07:00

The Universe Is Abundant

Kitty Has Already Read The Secret

All Of This Is Inherent To Dave

The Signs Are Everywhere

Still Trying To Master These Thoughts

The Universe Will Provide All We Need

The Secret Is To BE HAPPY NOW

Filth Pig

2008-04-06T00:09:00.001-07:00

My Nerve Date is up.

I'm damn proud of it.

Dave makes me look so pretty.

Photo by Beatrice Neumann

The Frog Butt

A Stink Bug

Staying True For A Meatless World

Dave took me to see Ministry last night.

Sometimes it takes that one, great band to make me be more accepting of an entire genre.

Ryan Adams made me like country...

thus, Ministry has paved the way for industrial-political noise to find a place in my heart.

I want to be a more open-minded girl for Dave.

At times I feel embarrassed for changing my mind so much. But sometimes, I am so wrong for so long!

Changing Is Progress

Grasp For Release

2008-04-04T00:55:00.000-07:00

Beatrice and Me (talking about poop)

Steve, Dave and Beatrice (discussing art and music)

Most Of La Brea Empty

For The Most Part Mellow

Except for the event that we were at tonight.

Packed Art Crowd

Girl band

Vocals On A Telephone

The photographs were totally amazing. I hope we get to see it again sometime when there's room to get a full view.

Volcom

Another Good Nike Billboard

Dinosaur Egg

"Bea! You're Crazy! You Have To Get Down From There!"

I Want To Hatch From A Dinosaur Egg Someday

Face Down

The Oracle

SLAYER

continuing Unashamed fascination (with the toilet bowl)

Dog's Dick

also a lover of the toilet bowl

and all of its contents

My Beard (By Micheal Atavar)

2008-04-02T01:09:00.000-07:00

I Love My Beard

I carve a line under my chin with the razor and only shave below. This demarcation between beard and not-beard is philosophical, complex, intellectual, spiritual.

The willingness on my part to shave my full head of hair to zero crop but let my beard grow – feels erotic, powerful. I control something and I also let something go.

My beard shows that I’m a man and I’m not frightened – of anyone. A gang of street thugs in Camden Town, a fight on the tube, a drunken shoplifter in Sainsbury’s supermarket. It says ‘Don’t worry, I can sort it out.’

People can be afraid of the beard and its unequivocal intentions – its reproductive, unreductive – and I really like that. I use my beard as a barrier between me and them. My beard is a shield that protects me as I walk down the road, a carpet that rolls in front of me that I can walk on effortlessly.

For those in the knows it says ‘I have sex with men’ in a way that can’t be hidden – because its all over my face.

I use my beard as a bear magnet. It magics men toward me across the room. On invisible lightning I pull them to me. And it works. Time and time again younger men are drawn towards the sensuality of the beard.

Down empty streets at 3AM in strange cities I barely know, the beard leads me into liaisons with unfamiliar men in alleyways and through closed, bolted doors.

Our beards lead us, like a trail of gingerbread in the forest, to our primitive side, the spark of ignition, our fighting nature, our deeper self. The beard puts me into an older tradition – the man of legend, the woodsman, the wizard, the man on a quest.

I make marks with sticks and carve on trees – my beard allows me to do this.

The beard separates me from a past life I no longer want to lead and with which I have little connection and provides me with a complex and chaotic future.

As I walk through the concrete corridors that are my home town, I fight off invisible assailants and monsters – even if these are only of my own psychological making. I do this with my beard. It confers esteem, invisibility, magic. ‘Pow’ and the danger’s gone.

I will never shave off my beard. It’s too integral to who I am. It’s become me. It is me.

The beard is what makes me interesting.

I write about it, talk about it, I go look at it in the mirror, I take this photograph.

I love it.

My beard.

-Michael Atavar

Vaya Con Dios

2008-04-01T00:37:00.001-07:00

We do what we want. All the time. Being together is the most important part of this job.

Having Our Friends In On It Works Best

There Was A Lot To Inspire Us That Day

Painting And Real-Life Collaboration

"David"

Dave Director, Octavio Tech, Victor Sound

"Put the dick all over her face and if you could smack her with it, that'd be great."

A Cold Day For Anal

After six years of knowing Billy, finally, I noticed what nice feet he has! It's hard to look past the giant cock, and see the rest of the man.

Mary Jane Is The Best Foot And Leg Model On Earth

Bird Of Paradise Los Angeles

Bobbi Star: An Old-Fashioned Beauty

Rico Strong: Modern Man

"...On the set of Dave Naz's new Private movie... Not one but two channels of the best hardcore action on TV..."

Is It Getting Hot In Here?

"... Private girls have wet pussies and gaping assholes. So get your cocks out. We're waiting for you here on Private!"

Zorlac

When I get bored on set, I rifle through the kitchen cabinets and fridge. I don't think it's rude. Rarely, do I ever eat anything. Check out these beans!

Mary Jane had a slingshot when she was ten and shot a marble at a cat's butt. She felt bad about it.

Kitchen Voyeurism

More Beans!

Sour Belly

2008-03-28T02:59:00.000-07:00

Bambu is constipated and sad. He squats down to poop and nothing comes out. My baby has a belly ache.

I'm Trying To Draw

Everything Is More Difficult Without Patience

Today Was A Cheesy Day For Drawing

And Painting

This Charcoal Reflects My Confidence At The Moment

There Are Conspiracies Everywhere

Jeans!

Dozens Of Little Jeans Float On Strings

Sleep Is So Boring. I Prefer To Go In, And Grab The Cock.

We're Tired And Somewhat Clumsy=Sexy

Dave's Asshole Is Clean And Fresh

This Is The Safest Way To Lick Ass

Make Sure It Gets All Over My Face

The last thing I want to do is wash it off.

I Want To Be Pretty Too

And Ugly

And Smelly

And Dirty

And Special