Ashley Blue

Blog Continued

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:04:00 +0000

Here is my new address:

http://www.davenaz.com/oriana

In The Round

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:13:00 +0000

seeing the Last Station. gotta love the history of Tolstoy!

Westside Tavern's specialty Red Bell Pepper cocktail. insane.

fresh cinnamon doughnuts with meyer lemon cream and fudge sauce. kill me now

we are 'that' couple. yes. she talks through the whole movie and moves around in the seats. He encourages inappropriate touching on the cock over the pants. Only when the movie is sort of a drag.

january was bliss. now it's gone. already

make-out previews. cumming attractions

3d... uh. this better not suck

dave looks good in any glasses. he's a cool guy. that's one of the ways you can spot them

the best thing about this movie? getting the fuck out of there in time to refund our tickets. sorry, i'm a hater. i hate AVATAR

my baby wasn't feeling good yesterday

he's on my watch. nothing is ever going to hurt the little man

Steve Diet Goedde had a show in a sexy lingerie shop on 3rd. St.

his beautiful photos

Steve and Victor mingle it

Davey and Coop talk shop

me, Coop and Stephanie. Thanks for the advice Coop! I have already taken the canvases out of the wrappers! Step one = done

we took my beautiful mother-in-law to dinner at Jar for her birthday

Patti Smith at her book reading and signing

Eric Kroll back in L.A. for the weekend

watch out Andy!

The fun is here when Eric enters the atmosphere

he always inspires

the group shot

dinner at Pom Vino on Beverly

dance with me Davey! To some Beatles in the dim light!

try to be so serious

kitty says NO. ORI

YOU REALLY SHOULD GET OVER YOURSELF

ok. yeah. i'm not serious. everything is kind of not. i really hope i'm not. i want to be a goofball forever

forever

Head-Standard

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:26:00 +0000

two days

yesterday and today

it just went up

my ass

came over my head

gravity is strong

maybe i'm strong enough to fight it off

for a short while longer

spurts of resistance

small fete of victory

for a slacker like me

it's awesome

let me give it back

selfishly

bodies get so weird

and older

bigger

unpredictable

inexcusable

i need a brain

it's never too late for that

sure there's plenty of time

Come Pick Me Up

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:08:00 +0000

- O Ryan Adams Thank U

when they call your name

will you walk right up?

with a smile on your face?

will you cower in fear

in your favorite sweater

with an old love letter

I wish you would

i wish you would

- come pick me up!

take me out

fuck me up

steal my records

screw all my friends

they're all full of shit

the smile on your face

and we do it again

I wish you would.

when your walking downtown. do you wish I was there?

do you wish it was me?

with the windows clear and the mannequins' eyes. do they all look like mine?

You know you do.

i wish you would

come pick me up

take me out

fuck me up

steal my records

screw all my friends

behind my back

the smile on your face and we do it again

i wish you would

i wish you'd make up my bed

so i could make up my mind

try it for sleeping instead

maybe you'll rest sometime

I WISH I COULD

Litter It Sure

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:36:00 +0000

katsuya before the HAPPIEST SHOW ON EARTH

Pee-Wee Herman Show!!!!!!

not much

still a brat

every other day

but they are full days

get me out of my skin. i hate the body in which i am imprisoned

fuck the shell

it makes me cry and nervous

all those worries that i will be hated for something

a monster pimple

treated with a cotton ball soaked in Sea Breeze, scotched taped to my face overnight

say what you will, that shit works wonders for my biggest and deepest blemishes

bobbi is a real beauty, inside and out.

pass the mic

directing

producing

action

little tatianna is a princess inside

Lyons

favorite teeth

she's a lady

and a tramp

So New

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:14:00 +0000

fuck yeah. the holidays are over

A Single Man was so stylish

great show

thurston!

a night to stroll k-town

a very considerate audience

too bad i was a brat that night. it wasn't anyone's fault. certainly not davey. maybe i blamed r. crumb too much

unexpected Brazilian restaurant choice, but it was the cleanest place anywhere near the wiltern. we loved it

the M. Grill on wilshire

introspective

male

female

bisexual

sexy david hurles hollywood hills era

gallery in naz

quality

time well spent

visiting the family

bleeding in the house he grew up in

don't fall

the mint jelly

does not pick up

Collapsed On New Year's Day

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 10:58:00 +0000

generous to my family when they give my life choices respect

and acknowledgement that the sex business has made me quite happy.

that's all i ask of now. and i get it. since we're all grown up/ and over the childhood bullshit...good!

kitty thinks i'm crazy

she needs to take things a little less serious

turkey neck-bone in the trash

a billion oranges for twelve dollars from costco

free range

young tom

i don't speak your language

terribly sorry sir

but even in your death you are porn to me

B.H. Cheese Store - the best!

hand dipped by my tired, little fingers

you better have been worth all this mess and time, Tom!

ok, i like you

Davey soothes my foul nervousness

Mat and Leigh came over, such a treat! They are a great couple, dammit!!!

o lil, o carlos

Damn!!!!

The most gorgeous family of all. I want to follow in your footsteps

The first baby in our house!

uh oh, now i want one so badly

simon has the barney fork

i want a little baby

but i think i'm too wild right now

men and their forks

taking food with my meds

jelly, crackers and unsalted peanuts (whole)

yes, that's my recipe. but you can have it

because it's so fucking good

Beloved Animals

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:53:00 +0000

sasha bear

or just "bear"

(mr.) babydoll

holiday

he loves to lunch at the Standard. I love my husband. He's the coolest guy and not trying. ever

luke warm

vietnamese tacos

mauley finally on the bed. back to her old self

one day you have full. lots. next they've all fallen out, leaving you with huge bald spots

mama's Blessed Virgin Sacrament

Rise And Shine

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:37:00 +0000

you can ask me for more

plenty of Orphan

now i'm a pro. with my kitchen-aid. so RAD

thank you Davey, Bambu and Kitty!!!!

kitty isn't interested in me. just her stuff- the boxes and string

i'm a wife. i get appliances

Kitty reads the love note I wrote to Davey last night while I was high on ambien

my heart is just an open dirty window

the kids gave pretty good stuff this year

are we obsessed with orphan- because she is a Girlvert!!!????

Boozer really hopes dad likes his gift better than kitty's

we have a winner

o Boozier! you are the most thoughtful boy

she pouts. open the big one from me!

to replace some shirts the cat likes to use

sapp bomb. look out!

drinking tea with the taste of the Thames

R.Crumb's Illustrated Book of Genesis!!!! Fucking amazing

Bob Mizer book too

thank you for all of our pretty cards. it's been such a great christmas. REALLY

gotta get rid of the flab from all this very soon. but it was fun eating all this junk

Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:32:00 +0000

any day

we don't really believe holidays

necessary to give into them though

the reason isn't as important as the way it feels when it goes down

i just buy stuff

and it works from the outside in

i force it down my own throat

and like it

that makes others feel good too

which makes it even better

i'm just a follower. not a disciple

Red And Green

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:22:00 +0000

apple enchiladas courtesy of James A. Groves

i wanted to be in every room with every one

it's a little bit harder being a host

all i had to eat was 260 m&m's

and some rum

sips of many rum variations

so many gifts last night

don't leave

stay

here. with me. it's fun

be yourself

because we never get to see you and we miss you

i wish i could be a pro again

now i'm too old to mix 7 alcohols

please excuse me sometimes

we gather in kitchens and bathrooms

hover in doorways letting in the cold air

one throw up attack later, and it was brand new again

i thought is was just strawberry. then it had pot in it

red velvet and orange spice

goofballs

thank you for my photos! i couldn't have done it at all

and they are all so special and cool

new boobs never get old

they get wise

mrs. and mr.

know how to pose them

or else you get caught eating drugs

Pastry Chefs

supreme palate.

sideways tongue right

left

goofball

coat check

Call Upon The Author To Explain

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:45:00 +0000

Good Wrangle Victor!

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:35:00 +0000

family photo time

where are the darn kids?

ok, look pretty and smile for the camera!

no scratching

lay there like you enjoy it. pretend. fake it for our sakes

about to bolt

a sharp set of claws is coming into Davey's arm, and quick

but they are so lovely

our monsters and beasts

Boozer resembles me and Kitty is undeniably Dave. Love our family

Loosely Based

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:13:00 +0000

my new marshmallow dish (family heirloom)

aunt vicki busts out the sparkling non-alcoholic grape soda!

none for me please, I'm not driving

stuffed. in. every. way. possible.

to get out of cleaning dishes, you have to pass out HARD on the couch

real coma, none of that fake shit

marshmallow is the sweet sticky bond that holds this group together

Sundae

Buogh!

resting in this new season

I did a chin-up. so proud! dammit :)

i force myself on him at night while he is in deep sleep

we may be half-blood sisters

but we love with whole sister's hearts

i'm finally growing up and we are still very fascinated by each other's opposite lives

respect

it's just hard to show it to Donna

i plan to stop being such a little bitch to my mom, so she can love my sister better

Been Fucking The Guru

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:34:00 +0000

Rodrigo! you're back in my life. we are happy. family

missed my bosom pal Rodger

David Hurles , me and Rick Castro visit the one who ails

rehab rehab rehab. that's the hard part

Davey the Ice Cream Man. Rick Ghetto Blasts the invalids. Old Reliable lives to tell the tale

Rick brought David out of a funk. The company of one of his rad contemporaries perked his strength. He was even showing off his mouth wiping skills for Rick. It was so cool!

Thanks Rick. For putting David in a man's mind tonight. A fucking cool GAY man's world

making a difference. we all do

controversial shroud found to be unauthentic at the Fountain Convalescent Hospital

best TEA in Los Angeles!!!!! and wonderful art at Antebellum Gallery in Hollywood

insanely talented Gregory Bojorquez

davey's trees

me and Shannon Brown (he fucking flies!)

let's go Lakers!

he takes me to the best places, best seats, best food, best person, best. LOVE

please don't piss in the closet anymore. i want to love you. not scream and kick the wall where you're standing

fresh, young, suck the milk

he's a Boozer

can't help but know he's a good guy

Frenchman Boughue

Mr. David

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:21:00 +0000

watching the greatest Curb Your Enthusiasm EVER, so far!

we are all Larry David

i'm becoming a snotty recluse

no good excuse

nothing bad at all

i just don't think i have anything good to say, a lot

others are saying stuff

i look and get annoyed. so i stay here

inner circle

Davey is supportive of my orthorexia too

we love it. three eating disorders and a little dysmorphia on the weekends

that's plenty to do. just not say

Dirty Show L.A.

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:47:00 +0000

smell a robotic queef

Steve puts out the vibes

trying to recognize that porn star (oh, yeah - Kyle Stone from Reverse Bukkake )

steve's work with kimberly kane

army guys

steve diet goedde, rick castro, me, michael simmons

the motel rooms were very warm and cozy, even with the cockroaches

Fucken Crazy Greggy

greg's mom

Steve and Kimberly

susan and victor Lightworship work the crowd

some good shit

i know this move well. it's a great way to get a free line

fun motel. GREAT SHOW

satan fingers and licks jesus' asshole

labrador fucks the little blonde boy

Susan Lightworship, Heidi Calvert and me

artists love to shoot in sleazy environments. I get it. it's awesome

happy horse cunt

pot o'gold

vaseline

i do

how to make a wet dream cum true

she gets tense. i wish she could relax. and stop making awkward moments

hey artist. good job bro!

hairy puss on your face

Bruce LaBruce took this

pencil sketches of soft wieners and meaty pussies. rad.

gazing at Tony Ward. damn

lots of bathroom selection. What a luxury! But use protection.

proud of my husband's fine work. Such a talented artist davey!

Wear Down Fashionable Frown

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:07:00 +0000

didn't think it was possible

today i accomplished in wearing out my industrial-gay-male-sex enema bag. the tube is shot. i am an orphan again

worries

sigh

play our favorite game

make fun of the dog's teeth

finding new ways to torment him. i'm a damn bully at heart. because i'm sentimental about bullying

Bogh! (handsome man in french)

she is a concentration of premeditation

don't

am i a good wife, so far davey?

progress reports are coming out soon, and i have nothing to worry about, my dear.

i may be lazy, but not where it counts- sexually

we see a lot of movies and we don't really travel

because we need to be home

they need us

we need them very much too

Standoffish

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:59:00 +0000

i would be warmer if i didn't have to wear clothes

they make me stiffen

i like to be touching in a natural state

wow, so "casual"

not until i can finally get down on the floor

with the dogs

where i belong and want to be

slightly stinky ones

let me scratch you until a small pile of dandruff forms

beauty

who we love

and make us so happy

seriously

happy

Last Night I Said These Words To My Girl

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:41:00 +0000

old pictures and chocolate chips out of the bag tonight. at 3am, or so

it's comforting to see this wild girl in photos

who is that? i used to know her. she's moved on from my scene. I'm not crazy enough anymore. Can't keep up with her. too bad

she had guts

but way too emotionally unstable. But I think that goes away over time. Young girls have it the worst, but it gets better. At least that one thing gets better when we get older

am I lacking now that she's not here? miss her. but she's never coming back, she lives in another state. sometimes I cry for that crazy girl. and how rad she was. remember to smile

in order to continue, i channel her frequency, and that part of my brain that was severely coke-damaged but can detangle the signal that she and i have. secret language. funny. past.

now i have no trace of her left in my blood. I could even pass a breathalyzer. That's good. but i'll always be fond of...who am i now?

Young Couple Doing Things

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:20:00 +0000

Davey and I went with RODRIGO to see the Gossip at Ameoba

Hannah, the covergirl and sexiest female drummer on this earth - actually was nice enough to take a photo with me. when I totally interrupted her! sorry, but thank you!!! generous rocker

Boughue

Davey takes me to see a lecture from the Great Robert Crumb. A wonderful gift from the most wonderful people ( that we Love)

Royce Hall

not everyone on craigslist is a killer

our guy didn't kill us

he was very nice and a clean cut boy

he hooked it up to see SLIPKNOT perform at the Jimmy Kimmel Show. Jimmy is the one as Bigbird

Don Barris and Jimmy Kimmel are so funny. But mi amore es Guiermo!!! One day I will meet him!

spooky hallway at Geisha House after Slipknot fucking killed it!!! ended with the fastest metal song I've ever heard. Dave has made me into a metal liker/lover

decorations

some more extreme

succeed in scaring the shit out of me

glad I have a grumpy kitty to protect us

Sweet N Dour

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:21:00 +0000

this month is National Monster History Month

halloween cookie monsters at Gelsons

all of the worries go into the shoulders. resulting in NO-NECK MONSTERS. taking over women of all occupations and hair color

Davey isn't afraid of any Thing. Unless it's a restaurant that got a RED C health grade.

with this enemabag - i am my own worst monster

it's the darkness that makes us sad

i want to talk to all my friends so we're not scared

being there. wow. now i get it. the importance of just sincerely caring and giving presence

holidays for children

that's a lot of work. kids are.

pumpkin carrying is the gateway drug though. next thing you know...

no, i like having a waist at the moment. and waste at the moment

we will have a kid when davey says so

i love waiting for this

because i'm not ready!

Lucking It

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:40:00 +0000

the power goes out and I'm with my favorite person in the world

he can't restore the electric transformer with his beautiful, bare hands. But he takes me out for a Dirty Girlscout at The Standard 1:45 a.m.

flashlight horror

fright night

OH MY DEAR!

Blade Runner inspired this venue

Davey and me at Nokia Theatre

he still loves me when I binge on peanuts at 4a.m.

Ass Cobra !!!!

some men are born to be on stage. Lemmy is a real rocker. He actually rocks, like a rocking chair. O fuck. He is sooooooo cool !

thank you Davey! For taking me to see this band, I would have never known...anything. If not for your careful guidance, my lOve!

club nokia lounge

this would be a perfect place to get wasted. too bad i can't do that anymore

hot, it girl

tongue kissing the dog's asshole cleaner

she smells amazing, try some

lady for one afternoon

wake up bratty

trader vics downtown has a lot of "new" stuff. I don't know about all these changes....

"Don't be afraid to get ugly now. What's the issue? Let's get ugly" - (we love you) Lydia Lunch

noise damage. yeah!

my flight of local brew

palladium has good bands playing there all the time. Too bad it's a sucky venue for those under 6ft tall.

We Love Arctic Monkeys

after just one glass, I swear

trying to be seasonal, I guess

i needed to lighten up and be more easygoing

every girl wants a new face and a new hair

so we did auburn. Valerie, help me

oh well, if i really can't stand it one day, i'll just use my ass as my head, and butthole for a face

Cutting-Room Floor

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:14:00 +0000

Perihelion Arts Presents: "Candids" by Dave Naz

smalloriana@gmail.com (Ashley Blue) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:00:00 +0000

dave, amy, doug, me

thirty thousand people lined the streets on First Friday

my handsome and talented husband

Thank You Doug and Amy! You are fucking rad!

i love his work. and i know i'm his wife, but i really, really love his photographs

michelle avanti looking so sweet, so seventies modern. this was a favorite piece by many who saw the show. what a shame to lose michelle. she was a great, sexy girl. fuck you jesus!!!

private dancer

pretending to fall out of my frame

proud to belong to him

our hotel was so fucking slick and had Gallo Blanco as the restaurant attached

dave only eats good food

my guacamole had oranges in it! RAD

davids taco set

piss in the mouth

the real Don Bolles? i always thought it was that guy from the Germs!

make my full, mexican stomach look tough. beaned out

i miss the pole

the world would be in its best state, if we could rainbow-tile the entire planet's patios

sitting on my married ass. this is what wives do best

happy

baby

but let's still have sex

i need your guidance, just as I do in all categories

he comes over to direct my attention. my neediness

i get lost and hopeless in two seconds

but then i'm cured with davey's calm, inner coach. he leads our team

i take five minutes in the penalty box

graduate to chairs

all is well, my love

i think his sperm must have the same swimmingly blue eyes

take me to a phoenix kegger

old school

yes, way too old for school (me)

kids and their damn bikes

kangaroo-kitty

we loved arizona

so hot right now